Dorothea Phillips: Aunt Elsa

Quotes 

  • Randi Wallace : You know, your book changed my life. I read the first chapter and I switched majors.

    Aunt Elsa : I hope it's got a couple of juicy murders in it. A bit of steamy sex wouldn't hurt, either.

    [reading the title of Ian's manuscript] 

    Julian Matheson : Let's see. "Fright and Fraud: Ethnobiocentric Morphogenesis of the Mephisto Fallacy." I doubt it.

    [to Ian] 

    Julian Matheson : Catchy title.

  • Dad Matheson : I'm sure it's a cracking good read.

    Dr. Ian Matheson : Academics don't want a cracking good read, Dad. They want dull, stuffy, pompous books.

    Aunt Elsa : And you're just the man to give it to them.

  • [reading the newspaper's account of a grisly murder] 

    Aunt Elsa : "The booksellers watch horrified as the man, dressed as a sea captain, impaled the publisher with a harpoon."

    Julian Matheson : "Then the drooling psychopathic lunatic jumped out the window and plunged screaming to his death below."

    Dr. Ian Matheson : Oh my God.

    Julian Matheson : Lose your appetite?

    Dr. Ian Matheson : Lost my publisher.

  • Dr. Ian Matheson : You share the taste of the common reader. Maybe you can help me.

    Aunt Elsa : I'll try.

    Dr. Ian Matheson : How would Stephen King say this? "As the interstitial matrices of good and evil tend towards the unity of the ur-Mephistopheles, they transcend the nature of the Faust legend."

    Aunt Elsa : Hmm. Let me think. How about, "Blood dripped from her naked body and spread across the throat; her once lovely features hideously deformed by the rictus of death."

    Dr. Ian Matheson : It's useless.

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