The Simpsons (TV Series)

Faith Off (2000)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa, Benjamin, Lubchenko, Frat #2, Sideshow Mel, Krusty

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Cure me! Cure me!

  Brother Faith : Brother, I sense you are feeling trapped and desperate.

  Homer Simpson : Yeeeah... and I gotta bucket on my head.

• Marge Simpson : Homer, maybe *I* should drive.

  Homer Simpson : What, I can see fine.

  [Homer drives into a cornfield, baseball field, then into a ditch] 

  Homer Simpson : That had nothing to do with the bucket.

• Homer Simpson : [after the bucket is removed from his head]  I see the light... it burns!

• Homer Simpson : You workin'?

  Benjamin : Oh my, yes. I'm on a secret project that I'm not at liberty to divulge...

  [coughs] 

  Benjamin : cyborgs...

  Doug : I invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.

  Marge Simpson : Does anybody need that much porno?

  Homer Simpson : Uuh-huuh-uuuh, one million times.

• Homer Simpson : Okay, who needs another lamb rack?

  [Marge and Bart wave a 'no'] 

  Homer Simpson : Lisa?... Hamhawk? Tri-tip?

  Lisa Simpson : Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?

  Homer Simpson : Well, I think the veil might have died of loneliness.