Flaming Moe's

Moe: Moe's Tavern.

Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh.

Moe: Hold on, I'll check.

[calls]

Moe: Hugh Jass! Hey, I want a Hugh Jass! Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!

Hugh Jass: Uh, I'm Hugh Jass.

Moe: Telephone.

Hugh Jass: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.

Bart: Uh, hi.

Hugh Jass: Who's this?

Bart: Bart Simpson.

Hugh Jass: What can I do for you, Bart?

Bart: Uh, look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta back-fired, and I'd like to bail out right now.

Hugh Jass: All right. Better luck next time.

[hangs up]

Hugh Jass: What a nice young man.