The Sopranos (TV Series)

College (1999)

Edie Falco: Carmela Soprano

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• Tony Soprano : [regarding Father Phil]  What you guys do for twelve hours? Play, uh, "Name That Pope"?

  Carmela Soprano : He gave me communion.

  Tony Soprano : Oh, I bet he gave you communion.

  Carmela Soprano : Excuse me?

  Tony Soprano : Well, Carmela, the guy spends the night here with you and all he does is slip you a wafer?

  Carmela Soprano : That's verging on sacrilege.

  Tony Soprano : Oh, I didn't mean to verge.

• Carmela Soprano : I was thinking about when we watched "Casablanca" last week.

  Father Phil Intintola : That new print is great, huh?

  Carmela Soprano : You know when Bogie says "Of all the lousy gin joints in the world, why did you have to pick mine."? Of all the finook priests in the world, why did I have to get the one who's straight?

• Carmela Soprano : And I thought he was changing. I thought therapy was gonna help clear up the f*' freak show in his head.

  Father Phil Intintola : Carmela, I'm sure you're wrong about them. Therapy is a start. A good start. But, yes, it doesn't fix the soul. He's gonna need help from other sources to repair that.

  Carmela Soprano : Well, then you talk to him. You help him.

  Father Phil Intintola : But, well, there you go. Will he listen.