The Sopranos (TV Series)

I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano (1999)

Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti

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• [Paulie and Christopher chase Mikey into the woods, until he finally twists his ankle and falls] 

  Mikey Palmice : Please, please, come on! No!

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Fuckin' poison ivy all over me.

  Christopher Moltisanti : My friend Brendan, you shot him in the bathtub, naked. No chance to run.

  Mikey Palmice : I swear to god, it wasn't me! It was Junior! He fucking hated that kid!

  Christopher Moltisanti : Yeah, right. It was Junior. Mr. Magoo!

• Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Altieri's wake is tonight.

  Christopher Moltisanti : I phoned in a bomb scare.

  Silvio Dante : See, now that's over the top.

• Jimmy Altieri : I got enough cologne on?

  Christopher Moltisanti : You smell like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died.

• Tony Soprano : Okay. I need to tell you something and I want you to hear it from me, not from some asshole on the street. About four, five months ago I started seeing a psychiatrist. I was passing out, and they couldn't find nothing. She's been helping me with that... Okay, c'mon, give it to me. Give it to my face. C'mon.

  Silvio Dante : Well, I'm sure you did it with complete discretion. And speaking for Pussy, if he's still alive, I'm sure he would agree.

  Tony Soprano : Business was not discussed, no names were mentioned. Junior knows. He's decided to use it against me. Ask now. 'Cause we're not discussing this again.

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : It's not the worst thing I ever heard. I was seeing a therapist myself about a year ago. I had some issues. Enough said. I learned some coping skills.

  Silvio Dante : Look, this thing of ours, the way it's going, it'd be better if we could admit to each other these painful, stressful times. But it'll never fucking happen.

  Tony Soprano : What about you? You got a problem with this?

  Christopher Moltisanti : It's like marriage counseling?

  Tony Soprano : Yeah. Like that. Sort of, yeah.

• Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Mingia, T. I'm sorry. Your own uncle.

  Tony Soprano : Let's do it right. Act normal. Plan things out. Make no mistakes.

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : If I'm your uncle, I got to finish what I started. He could strike first.

  Christopher Moltisanti : And, this time, he won't use Boyz II Men.

• Jimmy Altieri : Who is it that made you hate these fuckin Russians?

  Christopher Moltisanti : I had these two pricks Junior brought around who would pound on my ass. For a while, I was biter but Tony's comare is Russian: you couldn't ask for a nicer person, these two tonight are friends of hers

  Jimmy Altieri : I got enough cologne on?

  Christopher Moltisanti : You smell like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died

  Jimmy Altieri : Whoa, easy for you to say, I don't get young ones like before

  Christopher Moltisanti : You're gonna be glad I got you out of bed tonight. Russian boo, boo's, you go for some basic foreplay, they'll detail your car

  Jimmy Altieri : [referring to his clothes]  You didn't let me put anything decent on