The Sopranos (TV Series)

Pie-o-My (2002)

Drea de Matteo: Adriana La Cerva

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• Adriana La Cerva : I'm just worried about you, Christopher. I love you so much.

  Christopher Moltisanti : So if you love me, stir my eggs, okay?

• Adriana La Cerva : They broke my fucking chair!

  Christopher Moltisanti : Oh. We're having Sunday dinner at Tony's, and you're coming. I don't care if your mother's dying.

• Agent Deborah Ciccerone : Hi Adriana

  Adriana La Cerva : Eat shit "Danielle" or whatever the fuck your name is

  Agent Dwight Harris : Can I get you a latte? A scone?

  Adriana La Cerva : I just want you people to leave me alone, how many times I have to tell you? I don't know anything. You people are just trying to scare me, nobody's trying to hurt Christopher

  Agent Robyn Sanseverino : What was he doing in Yonkers last night?

  Adriana La Cerva : What? I don't know

  Agent Robyn Sanseverino : Somebody saw him having drinks at the Renaissance Inn with an individual named Chip Soto. Christopher ever mention a "Chip Soto"? Or claim to?

  Adriana La Cerva : No

  Agent Dwight Harris : Here's what's problematic: you don't even know where your boyfriend is half the time, so how do you know if his in trouble or not? His into heroin, organized crime, associating with very dangerous people. Not to mention Tony Soprano himself

  Adriana La Cerva : See, that's where you're wrong. Tony would never let anything happen to Christopher. They're cousins, he loves him

  Agent Robyn Sanseverino : He "loved" Pussy Bonpensiero, what happened to him?

  Adriana La Cerva : He went into the witness protection program

  Agent Robyn Sanseverino : [to agent Harris]  he went into program? Do you know anything about that?

  Agent Dwight Harris : [Shakes his head]  no

  Agent Robyn Sanseverino : I think we would've heard, your uncle Richie, I suppose his in the program too?

  Adriana La Cerva : He is, isn't he?

  Agent Dwight Harris : Adriana this is a way out for you. You have your whole life in front of you. We'd like to see you two have a chance

  Agent Deborah Ciccerone : Ok, I'm going to get back

  Adriana La Cerva : Where are you going?

  Agent Deborah Ciccerone : You're going to be working with Agent Sanseverino here

  Adriana La Cerva : What? Why?

  Agent Deborah Ciccerone : [Referring to her inability to conceive naturally]  Your own safety, you know what we were talking about? About the "little creatures"? Good luck with that. I mean it

  Adriana La Cerva : Fuck you

  Agent Dwight Harris : [while Adriana cries]  the more you can tell us, the more we can help you and Christopher

  Adriana La Cerva : He doesn't need your help, he can take care of himself

  Agent Dwight Harris : You want some water?

  Adriana La Cerva : Yeah

  Agent Dwight Harris : How's Tony been lately?

  Adriana La Cerva : I have no fuckin idea. I told you already

  Agent Robyn Sanseverino : You been over to the house?

  Adriana La Cerva : I don't go over there... hardly ever

  Agent Dwight Harris : Well, that should be your area of focus, if possible

  Adriana La Cerva : [Before getting up to go to the bathroom]  I don't feel so good

• Adriana La Cerva : I can't stay, Christopher's waiting for me.

  Agent Dwight Harris : Just checking in, seeing how you're doing.

  Adriana La Cerva : How I'm doing? I can't even get my dog clipped anymore?

• Christopher Moltisanti : What're you doing in bed? We got dinner with Tony and Carm

  Adriana La Cerva : I can't come, I'm sick

  Christopher Moltisanti : What'd you mean?

  Adriana La Cerva : I don't know, I got chills, I think I'm getting the flu? I shouldn't go up there

  Christopher Moltisanti : Come on, get dressed, couple of drinks, it'll kill the germs, you'll forget all about it

  Adriana La Cerva : You better go without me

  Christopher Moltisanti : But you have to go, this is the "inner sanctum" here, I'm not just a relative anymore, you think Paulie and his comares get invited to dinner with them?

  Adriana La Cerva : I'm sorry, maybe I should just sleep?

  Christopher Moltisanti : [disappointed]  Nothing ever goes my way

• Adriana La Cerva : [referring to Christopher's mob associates socializing in her club]  They were here until one o'clock, I couldn't even get into my office

  Christopher Moltisanti : This a good thing

  Adriana La Cerva : Why? They don't pay for nothing: they ran up a two-hundred-dollar bar bill

  Christopher Moltisanti : Overcharge some of those college students

  Adriana La Cerva : Ralph and them wanted to know if Tony was here, why? Is he gonna be?

  Christopher Moltisanti : You don't know what this guy did for me

  Adriana La Cerva : Yeah, I do

  Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to Tony telling Christopher who killed his father]  I'm not talking getting my stripes. It's something I can't talk about. Something that was ruining my whole life and he made it right, what I owe him, I would follow that man into hell

  Adriana La Cerva : But why do they have to come here? I don't understand

  Christopher Moltisanti : This place isn't bugged, the cops and the feds don't know about it, probably in time they will

• Christopher Moltisanti : [amused when she immediately kisses him when he arrives home]  What's the matter with you?

  Adriana La Cerva : I'm glad to see you, I worry about you staying out so late

  Christopher Moltisanti : Since when?

  Adriana La Cerva : You hungry? Want some scrambled eggs?

  Christopher Moltisanti : Yeah, alright

  Adriana La Cerva : I was thinking, maybe we should try someplace else? I saw this thing on TV, a tour of this house in Santa Barbra. You should see the flowers they have, the ocean

  Christopher Moltisanti : I was out in California, I didn't like it

  Adriana La Cerva : I'm just saying we're young: we got our whole life in front of us, looks really nice out there, no snow

  Christopher Moltisanti : [uninterested in the conversation]  you're burning the butter

  Adriana La Cerva : Let's be honest, what's our future here? You could end up in jail or something horrible could happen

  Christopher Moltisanti : Fuckin negative shit, stop with that

  Adriana La Cerva : Somebody could have it in for you, you wouldn't know

  Christopher Moltisanti : [raises his voice]  Who?

  Adriana La Cerva : I don't know

  Christopher Moltisanti : [irritated]  What the fuck kind of shit is this? Who told you that?

  Adriana La Cerva : Nobody

  Christopher Moltisanti : Fuckin negative shit coming out of your mouth. I had that fuckin bird watching me when I got "made", I'm already under a what'd call it, possibly? So, stop with that

  Adriana La Cerva : I worry about you: that's all, I love you so much

  Christopher Moltisanti : so, if you love me, stir my eggs, okay?