- [Dax is complaining about the eighth muscle pull within a month]
- Odo: Actually, I believe Commander Dax has been treated for seven muscle pulls, two contusions and three cracked ribs. The only person who spent more time in the infirmary over the past few weeks is Commander Worf.
- Captain Sisko: [to Dax] Isn't there any way that... the two of you could, um... erm... you know...
- Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: Make love?
- Captain Sisko: ...without injuring yourselves?
- Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: Interspecies romance isn't without its danger. That's part of the fun.
- [Worf tells Jadzia how he had once, as a child, caused a fatal accident to a human boy]
- Lt. Commander Worf: Compared to Klingons, humans are fragile creatures. I realized at that moment, to live among them I must practice restraint.
- Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: That must have been difficult for you.
- Lt. Commander Worf: At first. In time it became a part of who I was, who I am.
- Quark: I have seen drier days on Ferenginar; and we have 178 different words for rain. Right now it's glemmening out there. And that's bad.
- Quark: What you need is a Ferengi.
- Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: Maybe. But what I want is Worf.
- Doctor Bashir: Why?
- Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: Because he has the courage of a berserker cat, and he has the heart of a poet.
- Quark: And the brain of a pig-headed idiot.
- Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: Yeah, sometimes.
- Doctor Bashir: I don't think I've ever felt this good about the end of a relationship.
- Leeta: Oh, I agree. Now I can finally be honest about my feelings.
- Doctor Bashir: What does *that* mean?
- Leeta: [hesitantly] It's just... In the past few months I've been thinking a lot about another man.
- Quark: Let me get this straight: while you were still dating Julian here, you were having fantasies about someone else?
- Leeta: I'd rather not discuss it now.
- Doctor Bashir: Oh, no no no no no, you brought it up, you might as well tell me who it is.
- Quark: Yes, do tell!
- Leeta: [sighs] It's...
- [looks quizzically at Quark]
- Quark: [nonplussed] Me?
- Leeta: Your brother. Rom.
- Quark: My brother Rom?
- Doctor Bashir: His brother Rom!
- Leeta: [dreamily] He's so cute... and very sexy...
- [walks away]
- Doctor Bashir: Cute!
- Quark: Sexy?
- Doctor Bashir, Quark: [together] Rom?
- Quark: [hands Bashir his Horga'hn] Here. You need this more than I do.
- Lt. Commander Worf: You say that we have to return to traditional Federation values. Well, I agree. But one of those values... is trust. It is essential that we remember that.
- [turns to leave]
- Fullerton: Don't you walk away from me!
- [he slaps Worf]
- Lt. Commander Worf: [grabs Fullerton by his collar] I will do as I please!
- [throws him against the wall]
- Lt. Commander Worf: I am on vacation.
- Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: Worf's upset because I had lunch with Captain Boday.
- Odo: The Gallamite?
- Lt. Commander Worf: His skull is transparent.
- Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: And if you couldn't see his brains, would it make you feel any better?
- Lt. Commander Worf: If you were a Klingon woman we would already be married.
- Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: In case you haven't noticed, I'm not a Klingon woman.
- Lt. Commander Worf: That is no excuse!
- [Dax and Worf intend to go on vacation on Risa]
- Odo: From what I hear, Risa makes the Hoobishan Baths look like a monastery.
- Captain Sisko: I hope they have a good hospital.
- Captain Sisko: I can't believe you actually convinced Worf to go to a pleasure planet. He must really be loosening up.
- Odo: I hadn't noticed it.
- Captain Sisko: Come to think of it, neither have I.
- Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: Oh no, he's still the same old Worf.
- [Worf enters the replimat and goes to the replicator]
- Lt. Commander Worf: Prune juice, extra large!
- Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: See what I mean?
- Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: Not every relationship has to end like a Klingon opera.
- Lt. Commander Worf: Oh no... no. Just the ones that are important.
- Fullerton: I thought you were one of us?
- Lt. Commander Worf: Perhaps I was for a time. But I believe the Federation will survive the Dominion, the Borg... and people like you!
- [the guests have complained about the food on Risa]
- Quark: It's the humidity. It dampens the food, makes everything mushy. Trust me, there's no word for 'crisp' on Ferenginar.
- Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: [after arriving on the pleasure planet] Aren't you uncomfortable in that uniform?
- Lt. Commander Worf: Starfleet uniforms are designed for comfort even in the most extreme environments.
- [first lines]
- Odo: So, what do you think of the O'Briens' plan to name their baby 'Sean'?
- Captain Sisko: I kind of like it; 'Sean' - has a nice ring to it.
- Odo: Except that in Bajoran, 'shawn' means 'swamp'.
- Captain Sisko: The O'Briens know that?
- Odo: I doubt it.
- Captain Sisko: Someone should tell them.
- Odo: I nominate you.
- [repeated line]
- Risians: All that is ours is yours.
- Lt. Commander Worf: If Federation citizens cannot handle a little bad weather, how will they handle a Dominion invasion?
- Captain Sisko: The two of you have to tell us all about it when you get back.
- Lt. Commander Worf: I am sure she will.