I'm Not Gay, I love Lucy. Wait a Second, Maybe I am Gay

[while Julian prepares making cheese sandwiches for himself and Ricky]

Ricky: [yelling on the top of his lungs] What in the fuck?

[two gunshots are heard as Julian rushes upstairs to meet Ricky]

Ricky: Fuck! Julian, i need some help over here! ah! fuck!

Julian: Ricky! What are you doing?

[scene reveals that Ricky is holding a kitten and gunpoints at it]

Ricky: This cocksucker came at me man. I probably got rabies. Am I bleeding?

Julian: Yeah, you've got a scratch, put your gun down, Ricky! Did you find a ring?

Ricky: Well, what were you thinking?

Julian: Did you find a ring?

Ricky: Yeah, man, I found a treasure chest, check that out!

Julian: Well, bring it downstairs. I got a cheese sandwich for ya!

Ricky: [just as he releases the kitten] You little dick. I walk in there and this thing just jumps on me. I fucking could've been killed.