Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 208 (1999)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Whose Line", with the scene being "Star Wars"]  The Jedis have a saying, and it goes simply like this:

  [reading note] 

  Ryan Stiles : "From now on, I want to be known as "Helen"." What kind of name is Obi-Wan Kenobi? Call me Helen.

  Colin Mochrie : Kenobi? Helen Kenobi?

  Ryan Stiles : No, just Helen.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Whose Line", with the scene being "Star Wars"]  Luke, I have... not got long left.

  [Drew laughs] 

  Ryan Stiles : Or... I have not long left, I will, I'll die soon, Luke. People will say things about me. I don't want you to believe them. When people talk of me, I want you to look straight into their eyes and tell them,

  [reading note] 

  Ryan Stiles : "Don't miss "The Drew Carey Show" Wednesday nights on ABC." Oh wait, wait, there's more: "Give the tall guy more lines."

• Brad Sherwood : [in "Party Quirks", Ryan's quirk is "The tortoise and the hare"]  Hey, I'm taking away your valium. Okay?

  Ryan Stiles : [as the tortoise at the moment]  ... Okay.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Bad songs to sing in prison."

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  "So who's the slightly effeminate one? That's me, that's me."

  Brad Sherwood : [singing]  "Who dropped the soap?

  [snapping fingers] 

  Brad Sherwood : Who dropped the soap?"

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  "Jim's escapin' through the hole in the wall, the hole in the..."

  [Drew laughs] 

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  "With the wig, you remind me of Julia."

  Drew Carey : [laughs]  Oh man... you sounded so sincere when you were singing.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "What he's thinking while he's kissing you."

  Wayne Brady : [miming wrapping arms around a woman]  DAMN, those are big!

  Ryan Stiles : [miming wrapping arms around a woman]  Okay, the Giants are on a 3 o'clock eastern time...

  Brad Sherwood : [miming wrapping arms around a woman]  She COULDN'T have eaten skunk...

  Colin Mochrie : [miming wrapping arms around a woman]  Man, the things you gotta do to get on "Whose Line"...

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Bad parental motivational speeches."

  Ryan Stiles : Do you wanna end up like ME?

  [leaves stage; returns with another joke] 

  Ryan Stiles : A teacher? A teacher? Honey, prostitutes make TWICE that money!