The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror III (1992)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Spirit #3, Zombie DJ #1

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Quotes 

• [Homer has given Bart a "cursed" Krusty doll] 

  Grampa : That doll is evil, I tells ya! Evil! EEEE-VIL!

  Marge : Grampa, you said that about all the presents.

  Grampa : I just want attention.

• [after Homer runs, screaming and naked, through the kitchen] 

  Patty Bouvier : There goes the last lingering threat of my heterosexuality.

• Marge : Homer! Did you barricade the door?

  Homer : Why? Oh, the zombies! No.

  [zombies enter] 

• Marge : Well, I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies.

  Bart : Shhh... TV.

  Homer : [thud sound on TV]  Man fall down... funny.

• Marge : Homer, did you call the audience "chicken"?

  Homer : No. I swear on this Bible.

  Marge : That's not a Bible. That's a book of carpet samples.

  Homer : Ooh... fuzzy.

• Marge : [to King Homer who is trying to climb the Empire State Building]  You know, you look a little flushed. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.

  King Homer : Uh-huh.

• Marge : Anybody know a ghost story?

  Lisa : I do! It's a story of a boy and his doll.

  Homer : That's not so scary.

  Lisa : A doll, from Hell.

  Homer : I'm gonna go to the store.

  [Lisa laughs evilly] 

• Marge : Your doll is trying to kill my husband! Yes I'll hold.

  Phone Recording : [to the song, Everybody Loves a Clown]  Everybody loves a doll, so why don't you?