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  • I graduated college in 1994 with a bachelors degree in Government, but was unable to get into any post-graduate program that I applied for. So I have had a series of low-paying jobs that don't require more than a high school education. Ever since then, my mother has been asking me why don't I take a salaried position as a teacher like my brother. The trouble is that my brother hates teaching, and only took it up because he couldn't find anything else. And from all of my other friends who have become teachers (or who used to be teachers but burned out), I have heard that it is a high-stress job with very few rewards.

    The movie "Chalk" is made by a group of teachers and does nothing to disabuse me of my beliefs about teaching as a profession. The teachers in the film are portrayed as a bunch of social misfits with serious relationship issues and middling intellects--in other words, not the sort of people who should be teaching kids. The one constant in their world is a lack of respect: not only from the students, but also from the parents and even each other.

    Troy Schremmer is the emotional core of the film as Mr. Lowery, a first-year history teacher who used to work in high tech. He is shocked to learn that reading "Classroom Management for Dummies" is inadequate preparation for teaching, and is intimidated by his students (and sometimes even their parents). Janelle Schremmer plays Coach Webb, who whines about men assuming she's a lesbian because she's a PE coach who doesn't wear makeup and keeps her hair cut short. She develops a crush on Mr. Lowery during the course of the year. Screenwriter Chris Mass plays Mr. Stroope, who makes up for his lack of brains with his enthusiasm for teaching and massive ego. His goal is to become teacher of the year, not by hard work and discipline but by trash-talking the other teachers and treating his students as if they were his peers. And there is Shannon Harrigan as Mrs. Reddell, a former choir teacher promoted to Assistant Principal. She is harried by all the other teachers--once her peers--expecting her to side with them in their various squabbles with each other, and her new responsibilities are taking a toll on her marriage.

    Many viewers have enthusiastically praised this film and compared it with the works of Christopher Guest--"This is Spinal Tap" in particular. The thing is, though, that Guest is a professional actor and director who had years to hone his craft before the cameras started rolling on "Spinal Tap". Michael McKean, Rob Reiner, and Harry Shearer also are show-biz professionals with established careers that predate "Spinal Tap". The director, writers and actors in "Chalk" are all actual teachers at the school where it was filmed. Many say this is an asset in that it gives the film an air of authenticity. I found it insufferable watching a bunch of people who can't act in a poorly shot film. And am I the only one who's sick of hand-held DV?

    I did like the fact that the movie avoids all the usual Hollywood clichés found in the typical "inspirational" film about teaching. And there was one funny moment when Mrs. Redell sings "We can teach if we want to" to the tune of "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats.

    But overall this is the work of amateurs. Appropriate perhaps to show to their families, students and co-workers, but not worthy of a paying audience. 5 out of 10.
  • While this is, I think, an excellent film, the way the teachers are portrayed, and the culture within the school is hard to believe.

    If this is accurate in terms of the skills the teachers have and the hostile culture within the administration, it is overwhelmingly disturbing. It makes me sad for our future.

    Perhaps it is a tribute to how good a movie this is that is stirred up this strong of a response... nothing about it makes me excited or hopeful for the institution or the process. Many teachers I know do evoke these feelings in me, and I hope, in the classroom. So this creates a sort of cloud of conflicted emotions for me.

    More than worth watching, just curious if anyone has the same sense.
  • I think this movie is hilarious, although I question its mass market appeal. I've been teaching for five years and found the characters resembled many people I know; the students, too, were believable (I can't even count the number of times I have had to request that people stop making beats in class.) I particularly like Coach Webb's comment to the her now-administrator friend: Do you even remember how hard teaching is? This is a question every teacher I know longs to ask his or her administrative team.

    One thing that could have made the film funnier would be to play up the nonsensical bureaucratic bullsh** a teacher has to go through. I can think of several things off the top of my head that seem over the top but that I did, in fact, experience. Think "Office Space" meets education.

    However, I watched it with a non-teaching friend, and he was bored throughout....
  • jennifer-49429 September 2007
    Attention Bruce Burns, I am so very glad you are not a teacher because you seem far too smug and self-important with apparently no sense of humor. You would be a terrible instructor.

    Moving on...I am a middle school English teacher who absolutely *adored* Chalk. It nailed the nuances, struggles, and joys of teaching, and it made me even more convinced I've got one of the best jobs on earth.

    As someone who entered teaching as a second career after working as a reporter, I can honestly say teaching is not for everyone. But if you're bright, caring, and can think fast on your feet, you might be cut out for it. The rewards are everything you would imagine them to be, and the challenges are far bigger than you could envision. "Chalk" celebrated it all without being overly sentimental like so many of those cheesy teacher as lifesaver films that are out there.

    For me, the best moment of the film came at the very end when Mr. Lowery is trying to rap with his students. It was so human, and the hard-won affection from his students was so real...I could totally relate.

    Schools are like little small towns full of gossips, crazies, heroes, and everything in between..."Chalk" nailed that as well...complete with the Happy Hours every teacher knows and loves (and depends on!).

    Overall a great little film that will ring true for anyone with a sense of humor...and especially with anyone who has ever uttered the words, "All right everyone, get out a piece of paper and put your name on the corner." :-)
  • The low-budget comedy "Chalk" provides a welcome antidote to all those inspirational, cookie-cutter crowd-pleasers like "Freedom Writers" and "Dangerous Minds" that Hollywood routinely proffers in answer to our troubled schools.

    Although this is a scripted, fictional film, co-writers Mike Akel (who is also the director) and Chris Mass (who also plays one of the teachers) have given "Chalk" the look and feel of a slice-of-life documentary. Director Akel has trained his cameras on a handful of young teachers and one first-year administrator as they go about the business of molding young minds at a fictional school called Harrison High (though the location remains unidentified, the movie itself was filmed in Austin, Texas). Yet, these are not your typical movie "super teachers" who, through sheer force of personality and a series of well-crafted lessons, are able to convert their initially hardened students into lifelong lovers of learning. Rather, the teachers here are well-meaning but imperfect mortals who wage a daily battle with students who won't learn, copiers that won't copy, and colleagues who often don't see eye-to-eye even on the most rudimentary aspects of teaching and learning, let alone on how best to run a school. Frankly, it's a good day for these teachers if the students aren't fighting in the lunch area, hiding the chalk as a lame practical joke, or arguing about why they aren't allowed to use a cell phone in class. And there are times in which the teachers themselves come across as more insecure, petty and immature than even their own students. Yet, there are also those special moments when the teachers and pupils manage to connect on a meaningful level - those little flashes of hope that the whole frustrating ordeal might just possibly amount to something worthy in the end.

    With a droll sense of humor and a flair for gentle satire, the filmmakers poke affectionate fun at the life of a teacher, while at the same time evincing a genuine respect for the characters and what it is they are trying to do. The movie acknowledges that teaching is a difficult profession, yet it doesn't insult those who dedicate their lives to it by pretending that all one need have to be successful is a magical combination of motivational speeches and good intentions.

    The cast members, most of whom are newcomers to the movies, never undercut the joke by winking at the camera or treating the material with anything less than total earnestness. They genuinely appear to be ad-libbing their lines, lending to the film the air of spontaneity and improvisation befitting a documentary. And the movie ends on a note of quiet poignancy that reminds us of just how powerful a tool restraint can be in making a point.

    By refusing to resort to either melodrama or hyperbole, "Chalk" paints about as realistic a portrait of life in the classroom as I've seen in quite some time.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    I'll start off with saying. I did enjoy this movie. I caught a glimpse of one scene scouring random YouTube videos. And the scene I caught was very "The Office" type of humor. Then watching the trailer for the movie. I kind of had an idea it was going to be like that. Which in a sense. I think it kind of does throughout. There were a couple laugh out loud moments for me. As well as other parts in the beginning I found very enjoyable!

    However. My only issue with this movie, is how it seems to shift in the second half. What was so interesting and captivating on keeping me watching in the beginning. Started to feel like a focus on different issues and things teachers deal with. Which in a sense isn't a bad thing, but they were things I wasn't really interested in. It went from, Here are 4 different teachers in High School. This their day to day lives. Some are good at it, some are bad, this is their reactions, etc.. To subjects and problems that didn't seem to fit in. Random, possible crushes or romance between teachers that never goes anywhere, a spelling bee on how well teachers know their students "slang" words. It just felt off. Like it was something that didn't need to be added.

    I think if the movie did series, Like a "The Office" type documentary on teachers and their day to day lives. Humor, mixed with real situations and things teachers deal with. I think it would very enjoyable! And I feel as though the first half of the movie really captures that. But sadly, It also feel it falls a bit short.

    All in all, it is a decent movie. I would recommend it as a "give it shot" if you want to watch something different. Or if you're bored and are curious. I enjoyed it, but was also left with questions unanswered and an empty feeling by the end.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    I am glad I caught this movie, even if 11-years after it's release. I thought the movie was excellent, even though it started out a bit slow. Or perhaps it was me trying to figure out if it was a documentary or a feature film. But after about 15-minutes or so, I was absorbed by the characters and the narrative, and it didn't matter any more.

    The character of Mr. Stroope, the history teacher, is so transparent that you can identify with his frustration, overriding ambition to be "the teacher of the year". In my opinion his character is clearly not cut out to be a teacher. He lacks the perspective of a teacher because it is all about him rather than relating to his students, and influencing them to learn. Mr. Stroope has major impulse control/anger issues which he is unable to manage effectively. His target practice with the gun speaks beautifully to the kind of individual he is. Continuing on the same path I thought Mr. Stroope has very strong potential to become a William "D-Fens" Foster (Michael Douglas) in the movie "Falling Down" 1993.

    Coach Webb also plays a character who is learning to grow, cautiously if I may add. I thought the Assistant Principal's character was also bang on. She did very well as a first-time Asst. Principal. Among the major characters I thought Mr. Lowery's role showed great potential to become an excellent teacher, he grew the most as a teacher esp. being a teacher for the first time in his career in the movie.

    Overall an excellent film with a powerful message. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

    I am sorry mfarr-2, one of the reviewers here, did not consider the movie worth more than 1-star, likely because (s)he came with "laugh- out-loud" expectations.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    When I saw Morgan Spurlock was producing this, I thought I would check it out. I like Morgan's take on his documentary making, so, with his name attached, I thought it must be good.

    I started watching it, and something just seemed 'wrong'. All the teachers in it seemed to be like they were acting, and acting very badly. There is a 'fight' that takes place in the school yard, and the two people fighting look like they have never been in a fight before (and I mean that in it is so obviously a 'fake fight' it was terrible) and then a 'teacher' comes out to stop it...and it's just so phony! At this point, I looked the film up, to find out it was a 'mockumentary' and all the teachers WERE actors! The second half of the film was then 10 times worse, coz I knew the actors were acting, it really showed how bad they were at acting (I'm really using the term 'acting' here very loosely).

    From first impression, I thought this was going to be an insight in the American education system. Instead, I was shown bad acting, that seemed to make a mockery of the American education system. It's really not worth wasting your time on.
  • karen-12820 July 2006
    I saw this at the LA Film Festival, and it's a funny peek at the lives of teachers, from a point of view you don't often see.

    According to the festival literature, it was written and directed by actual former teachers, so as you can imagine there is a lot of inside stuff that we may not have seen before, that is both sad and funny.

    The plot, such as it is, follows four new teachers at a high school in Texas during their first year, and all the trials and tribulations they encounter. I didn't recognize any of the cast, I think the kids may have been real students, but that didn't matter to me. Like 'The Office', it shows the ineptitude and struggle to make sense of ridiculous things, like school policy, and people desperate to win 'teacher of the year'. It's funny and heartfelt, and reminded me of a Christopher Guest film in that it felt ad-libbed more than scripted.

    I ended up feeling great affection for these people, and thought the film was very good.
  • A pseudo-documentary about teaching produced by Morgan Spurlock.

    Okay...why? The whole thing sounds like a funny premise. Unfortunately, it isn't really that funny. There are funny scenes but they're few and far between. What kills the movie is most scenes which end as if they're supposed to be ending on a laugh. It's a common thing for pseudo-documentaries to do. However, the jokes that end scenes here aren't really that funny if they're even funny at all. I laughed a few times but I definitely I let out audible heh's more than actual laughs.

    Also, beware of the moments that are supposed to be touching which come out of nowhere.
  • As a teacher of 30+ years, I related to the comedy, the drama, the tears and the cheers of this funny, funny movie. Saw so many people that I have taught with over the years. How refreshing! Someone finally did it right!!!!! Do NOT miss this movie. I have told all of my colleagues that it would be a great way to end the school year with a hearty belly laugh. Hopefully, it will go into wide, wide distribution so that everyone in the nation will get a chance to see it. Can the TV series be far behind? I could've have fallen out of my seat when they showed the scene where the kids steal his chalk - happened to me in my first year of teaching. Too funny for words! Keep up the good work, Mike and Chris and all who are involved in this riotous project.
  • it was not immediately clear that this was a scripted movie; as a documentary it would have fared better.

    the realism is there, unfortunately. any former teacher who watches this is likely to experience a particularly poisonous form of nostalgia for the first few years of the classroom.

    so we are left with a "comedy" that is not funny and a "documentary" that includes a fantasy dance sequence between two of the teachers, along with extraneous footage of teachers playing basketball at the end of the school year.

    this is the only movie about school i've ever considered turning off.
  • Perhaps this movie is some sort of satire that I just don't get!? I don't see what is good about this movie. It was awful. I rented what I thought would be a "hilarious, laugh out loud comedy" and what I got was a boring, frustrating film that made me ponder how bad the US School System really is?

    I'm not a teacher, but from I remember from high school (which was only 5 years ago) the teachers had much more control and discipline over their students. We were not allowed to talk back to the teacher, have cell phones or skateboard on campus! The unprofessionalism of the teachers was unbelievable. None of my high school teachers would ever have behaved that way.
  • mysticwit22 October 2006
    Delightful mockumentary about new teachers. Well cast, well acted, and a brilliant structure that not only plays for laughs, but more than little 'only serious' edge to it. Basically if you were ever a student or a teacher, or a parent of a student, you'll get something out of this film. There's not much more I can say about it besides go see it when it hopefully releases in March. Oh, and it's so good, there's talk about it becoming a series. Think thats premature? Wait til you see the most refreshing sendup on spelling bees ever imagined. Then think about the fact that the extras playing students and teachers are just that. It's fresh and kinetic, and doesn't take itself too seriously.
  • This is an amazingly dreary and uninteresting mockumentary about a fictitious school. In this school, all the teachers seem to be idiots and the administration isn't any better. The students are uninterested in learning and based on the school environment, I wouldn't be either.

    The problem with this film is that the acting and the characters are too broad and stereotypical. There just isn't a lot of depth to the thing and the acting is rather amateurish. Heck, if I said "teachers are stupid" then that is about as deep as this film.

    Because it's so dull and doesn't offer a lot of insights, I don't really know who this is written for or who would want to see it. I am a school teacher, and I found it unfunny since the teachers were so bad and so incompetent that it really wasn't something I could connect with or appreciate. There is no subtlety or insight for me--perhaps you might enjoy it more.

    Not without some minor laughs, but that's about all. It's easy to say teachers are stupid (and I'll admit, some really are), but there isn't any message beyond that in this film.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    I saw Chalk at the Florida Film Festival, which to my knowledge was the east-coast premiere, and reviews were great. Going into the film I wasn't quite sure what to expect, but I'd seen a majority of the films selected to show during the week of the festival, and it delivered extremely well. This doc is the story of teachers at a Texas high school from the start of the school year, and in dramatic fashion, mark various points of the year by the number of weeks remaining. The cast creates a fantastic troupe of misguided teachers that run the gambit - inept, over-excited, conniving, and deceptive. I have had each one of these teachers in my life, and the opening statistic, that "50% of teachers quit within the first 3 years" is demonstrated with seemingly no effort. That's where both my enjoyment and appreciation came with the film - seeing the other side of teaching. Preparing and submitting approvable lesson plans, pep rallies, teacher conferences, elections, life at home, and friendships are all compromises of time to be not only a good teacher, but a likable one. Perhaps the best moment of the film is when the geography teacher (formerly a computer engineer) is asked, "how long have you been a teacher?" to which he responded, "Well... I've been teaching... to some degree... my entire life.... () But to be honest with you :looking at the clock: One Hour... and 10 minutes." Chalk is a fantastic film that should interest. The humor is not overdone. The irony is palpable. Humility is due, not homework. I just hope reality TV hasn't found it's newest victim. Enjoy. Who wants to clap the erasers?

    This movie will be distributed by the end of 2006.
  • boylel4 January 2008
    I rented the DVD because I come from a family of teachers, and one of them recommended that I watch the film in order to gain a better understanding of their jobs. I found it to be entertaining, but I obviously didn't appreciate it as much as teachers seem to, just as they probably don't appreciate all of the humor I find in "Office Space".

    The teachers who call this "true to life" must mean this in the same sense that a Korean War veteran once told me that M*A*S*H was true to life-- as a good caricature of some of the more extreme people and situations, intermixed with some reminders of what daily life was like, not as anything close to a realistic snapshot.

    I don't want to believe that there are really very many high school teachers like that. I wouldn't expect students to feel much respect for any of them.

    Time for me to get back to my TPS reports.
  • jfgibson733 October 2015
    Warning: Spoilers
    The bottom line: this movie never gets anywhere near as funny as the first season of Eastbound and Down. I thought that the premise of Chalk sounded promising, and they did develop some interesting characters, but it didn't feel like very much happened, nor was there much payoff in the humor. The one laugh out loud moment for me came during a home visit. The student who was disrespectful in class turns out to be very well mannered at home, serving his mother and teacher wine ("Would you like to sniff the cork?"). The energetic P.E. teacher, the chorus teacher learning to be an administrator, and the overzealous math instructor who wants to win teacher of the year were all likable, they just didn't get arcs that were satisfying. We saw little bits of each that were sort of interesting, some longer bits that didn't really add much, and then it all got wrapped up. Personally, I get more laughs from 30 minutes of Kenny Powers teaching P.E.
  • Why do we assume that people can walk in off of the street and take charge of a group of young people? Part of the answer is a public perception that teaching is easy and doesn't require much special training; part of it may be that teachers spend years actually believing those things. The best learning environments in schools evolve to a meeting place for ideas and strategies to enhance interests in those ideas. If teachers lack ideas (concepts, facts, interpretations, etc.) and, additionally, a panoply of methods or strategies to encourage students and their various learning styles it should not come as a surprise that the Mr. Lowreys of the teaching profession as in deep water. Imagine yourself or your children in his classroom. Solutions: Begin with what you don't know and work hard to expand; visit other classroom and look for things that may work; and begin each new grading period with new ideas, filling in at the end with lessons that had worked well in the past. One can always tell if a teacher is stuck in the concrete of old lessons and ideas when an unannounced assembly or program breaks up the usual routine: "We can't do that; my third period students will be one day behind the other students." Did CHALK do a good job of communicating education's shortfalls? No. Why? Because there were too few students in the classes. Think in terms of more than thirty students to get an accurate picture, not twelve to fifteen. Yes. Why? Because the film captured the petty interruptions and bickering disagreements outside of the classroom that detract from the basic mission.
  • hammhawk27 September 2006
    Recently screened this at Birmingham's Sidewalk Film Fest, and it was just great. The audience was laughing consistently, as the acting and direction were spot-on.

    One of the actors fielded questions afterward, and we learned that the film was shot at the school where one of the stars (the guy who's campaigning for teacher of the year) works, and it casts his students and an assistant principal in those roles. It was entirely improvised, save for some basic plot directions.

    Considering how hard this would be to pull off for less experienced amateurs, at least without overdoing it, the movie is remarkable.

    Finally, I was a little concerned that the take on students and teachers may come off a little bitter, but it really wasn't mean-spirited or cynical, just realistic.
  • I'm a big Christopher Guest fan and honestly went into this film expecting to be disappointed, but wound up being pleasantly surprised. Chalk was very entertaining, often hilarious, at times touching, and even managed to pull everything together to actually tell a story pretty well. The development of the Mr. Lowery character from start to finish was great. There were only a handful of actors in the film (the rest were real students, principals, teachers, etc.) and they were great. Troy Schremmer was excellent. Anyhow, I highly recommend this to anyone who enjoys finding comedy in the ridiculousness of life or basically anyone who enjoys good mockumentaries. Or, people who are teachers or are related to teachers and know that world. Two thumbs up.
  • I saw this movie at the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival (FLIFF) last night. This is a very touching and funny documentary set in a Houston high school. The acting is fantastic. given that the cast is pretty much unknown. I loved Mr. Stroope (Chris Mass) in fact I loved all of the featured "Teachers" the character development was great and you really end up liking all of the teachers, regardless of their faults. The production values are very impressive as well and I believe that all of the kids in the film are actual kids from the high school and if so they did a great job. Do yourself a favor and see this movie if it comes to your town!
  • I saw this at the NYC premier, with a group of teachers from my school. We had the opportunity to meet the cast and Morgan Spurlock. I loved the trailer and hoped the movie was as good as it promised. I wasn't disappointed. We saw a lot of ourselves in the movie, which made it quite funny at some times and quite poignant at others. The fact that real teachers and students were in this movie made all that much more realistic. It's a movie that shows what it's like "in the trenches" so to speak. They got it right. The parts we found funny were funny because it happened to us. We were there. The struggles, the friendships, the frustration. The faculty meetings. It was real. It wasn't a feel good, good things always happen kind of movie, but it was great!!
  • A most enjoyable film especially for those, like my wife, who have been in education for many years. "Many a truth is said in jest" and this movie hits the nail on the head, in that it is very funny, endearing and true all at the same time. The world of teachers is a parallel universe as far removed from the students as the students are from the teachers...but sometimes the worlds meet and in the collision a new understanding is formed...sometimes. From a more philosophical point of view that is where I think the comedy had a point of view..."teachers are human too" with foibles and triumphs. How refreshing to see something about the teachers in contrast to all the relentless trash on TV and movies which place emphasis on the failure of education. YUK if only the world new how tough teaching really is. I only wish this movie could somehow go mainstream.
  • dnix-224 September 2006
    Just saw "Chalk" yesterday at Birmingham, Alabama's Sidewalk Moving Pictures Festival and had an informative Q & A with the director afterward. Chris Mass, a writer and actor (hilarious as glory-seeking Mr. Stroope) is a teacher and many lines were improvised. Mike Akel called it scripted improv, I believe. As they were shooting some "ideas" were actually whispered into the ears of the actors off camera. As those actors would repeat the line ideas, the other actors in the scene had no idea what was coming. This added to the spontaneity and genuine feeling of the movie. All of the students were non-actors and were from the school where Chris Mass taught. Some of these kids need to go on to acting as a career, I think. Coach Webb, the female PE teacher was relationally-starved and legalistic. She will remind many viewers of female PE teachers from their youth. "Woody Allen-esqe" camera angles and overlapping dialogue worked well in the context of this movie giving it a reality feel. Lot's of laughs and very heartwarming, Chalk gives viewers a peek into public education from the teacher's perspective.

    Lot's of fun!
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