Jessica Biel: Alex McDonough
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Quotes
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Alex McDonough : You know, Larry's heavyset. Is that the kind of guy you've always been attracted to?
Chuck Levine : Ah no, he's my first fattie.
Alex McDonough : You guys really seem like you have a lot of sexual chemistry.
Chuck Levine : I float his boat and he sinks mine.
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[furious Alex shows Chuck and Larry the newspaper headline "I slept with Mr. February"]
Alex McDonough : [to Chuck] Look at this: sixteen depositions from women who claim to have slept with you over the last year and a half!
Larry Valentine : [sarcastically] Just sixteen? Thank God the five hundred other ones couldn't read or write.
