Lord Gregoire: I'd rather be eaten by a pack of wolves, then allow your evil venom to course through my veins.
Henry Flesh: I say just go for the ten lifetimes of excess... I mean what the f**k, right?
Ashley: Sounds like something an unemployed game show host would do. Yeah, kind of like an actor doing dinner theater in Schenectady.
Jake McCallister: Prostitution may be one of the oldest professions, Celine, but that doesn't make it proper in my eyes. But that's not it, what I despise most about you, Celine, isn't what you do, but who you are... deep down inside. And that over time, you've done absolutely nothing to correct it.
Father Paul: I've killed those two over and over and over... and each time has been more enjoyable than the last.
Japoniko: As you took your dying breath, I did not regret your death, my brother, but only the fashion in which it occurred.
Henry Flesh: [points to Amy] . This one right here, I'm gonna do dirty shit to that one.
Lord Renault: I no longer care for the welfare of the poor and the weak, let their fate be in the hands of God.
Hot Girl: [flirtatiously] Enjoy your stay, Jake.
Jake McCallister: What's your name again?