The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer Alone (1992)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Marty, Arnie Pie, Krusty the Clown, Mayor Quimby, 'R' Movie Announcer, Gregory, Shakespeare Fried Chicken Commercial Singer, Barney Gumble, Squeaky-Voiced Teen
Quotes
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[as Marge is on her way home, Homer tries to think how to tell her Maggie has wandered away]
Homer Simpson : Marge, Maggie was very young. It's not like we got so attached to her... NO!
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Chief Wiggum : Don't you worry, Mr. Mayor. This little bird will be crackin' rocks by the end of the week.
Mayor Quimby : Wiggum, you glorified night watchman, let her go!
Chief Wiggum : But... she broke the law.
Mayor Quimby : Thanks for the civics lesson. Now listen me: if Marge Simpson goes to jail, I can kiss the chick vote goodbye. And if I go down, you're gonna break my fall!
Chief Wiggum : Word to the wise, Quimby: don't write checks your butt can't cash.
Mayor Quimby : Hear me loud and clear, Wiggum: you bite me, I'll bite back!
Chief Wiggum : You talk the talk, Quimby, but do you walk the walk?
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Kent Brockman : Hello, this is Kent Brockman, reporting to you live from Arnie Pie's traffic copter. But let me assure you that this is no mere morning traffic report...
Arnie Pie : Hey!
Kent Brockman : Face the facts, Arnie.
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Barney Gumble : [while holding Maggie] Whoa! Someone smells stinky!
[sniffs the air]
Barney Gumble : Oh, it's me.
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[as Marge train pulls away]
Marge Simpson : Goodbye, Homie.
Homer Simpson : [running after her] Goodbye? Where's my clean underwear?
Marge Simpson : Check the dryer!
Homer Simpson : How often should I change Maggie?
Marge Simpson : Whenever she needs it!
Homer Simpson : Marge, Marge! How do I use the pressure cooker!
Marge Simpson : Don't!
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[Marge has had a nervous breakdown and parked her car in the middle of a bridge. Homer comes rushing up]
Homer Simpson : Let me through, let me through! I'm her husband!
Eddie : Well, that explains a lot.
[he and Lou laugh, then sigh]
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[last lines; Marge is home after taking a vacation by herself, and the house nearly went to pieces without her]
Marge Simpson : And from now on, I hope you'll to help out a little more than you're used to.
Homer Simpson : You got it, sweet heart. Do you have enough blanket there?
Marge Simpson : Well, I could use a little more. And sometimes I want a little time to myself. and I expect you to help.
Bart : Mom?
[Widen to show that Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are sharing the bed with Homer and Marge]
Bart : I think I speak for everyone in this bed when I say you have nothing to worry about. Now let's just try to get a little shut-eye, huh?
[He turns out the light. The whole family lets out a sigh. Marge and Homer's eyes close, then Bart and Lisa's. Finally, Maggie's eyes droop, and close]