Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (TV Series)

Frankie My Dear (2005)

Keith Ferguson: Blooregard 'Bloo' Q. Kazoo, Dylan

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Quotes 

• Frances "Frankie" Foster : [to Bloo stacked on top of Mac and the pizza guy in a suit]  All right. I got your game. Here,

  [pushes a plate of steak toward him] 

  Frances "Frankie" Foster : eat, Mr. Real Man.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [uneasily]  Uhh... don't mind if I do...

  [just stands there] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Don't mind if I do eat some food...

  [still standing] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Don't mind if I do

  [to Mac inside the suit] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Pick up a fork and eat some of the food that is on the table in front of me!

  [Mac struggles to reach for a fork and picks up a spoon instead, trying to stab the steak] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Oh, silly me.

  [to Mac] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : A spoon can't pick up a steak!

  [Mac throws the spoon and begins searching the table noisily for a fork] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [guiding Mac; Frankie watches, exasperated]  Left. Left. Your other left. Up. Right. Okay, down. Left.

  [Mac finds the fork] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : There we go!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [Mac blindly stabs the steak with the fork]  Now to lift it up into my mouth.

  [Mac holds up the steak, unable to reach Bloo's mouth] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [bending down from the top, trying to reach the steak with his mouth]  Ahh...

  [strains himself towards it] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Ahhh...

  [strains himself even more] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Ahhhh...

  [finally chomps on the steak and ends up with the whole thing is his mouth] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Mmmm! Exquisite! Mmmmm...

• Prince : [to Frankie; Bloo, the pizza guy, and Mac are watching]  Oh, fair lady. Forgive my discourtesy. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. But I see now that heaven has been brought to me. Pray tell me, fair damsel, what have you been doing in my dreams all my life?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Oh, no! He's using lines!

  Prince : Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

  Pizza Delivery Man : Good ones!

  Prince : Is your father an alien because you are out of this world?

  Mac : Really good ones!

  Prince : I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away! Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off? If this house were a meat market, you would be PRIME RIB.

  Pizza Delivery Man : Whoa!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Whoa!

  Mac : Whoa!

  Frances "Frankie" Foster : [unmoved]  Whoa.