Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (TV Series)

The Big Lablooski (2005)

Sean Marquette: Mac

Quotes 

• Bowling Paul : Life is like a narrow road. You can walk on the right, you can walk on the left, or you can walk down the middle.

  Mac : Isn't walking down the middle of the road dangerous?

  Bowling Paul : Well, duh! In walking, totally dangerous! You could get hit by a car or something. But in bowling, the middle of the road is the path to victory.

  Mac : Sweet, sweet victory.

• Mac : I am the ball. I am the pins. The pins are my enemy. I am my enemy. I must roll my soul down the center of the lane and destroy my enemy, thus destroying myself, but in destroying myself, finding peace.

• Bowling Paul : First, you need a ball.

  Mac : I don't have a ball.

  Bowling Paul : Then, my son, you don't have a soul.

  Mac : But I can get a ball.

  Bowling Paul : You think souls are so easy to come by?

  Mac : But there's a bunch of balls over there.

  Bowling Paul : Oh, right.

• Bowling Paul : If I could rename this game, it'd be souling, not bowling, and I would be Souling Paul. And we would all be at the souling alley and roll our souls down the lane to the pins of life and see which way they fell.

  Mac : That was beautiful.

  Bowling Paul : I know.