- Bowling Paul: Life is like a narrow road. You can walk on the right, you can walk on the left, or you can walk down the middle.
- Mac: Isn't walking down the middle of the road dangerous?
- Bowling Paul: Well, duh! In walking, totally dangerous! You could get hit by a car or something. But in bowling, the middle of the road is the path to victory.
- Mac: Sweet, sweet victory.
- Mac: I am the ball. I am the pins. The pins are my enemy. I am my enemy. I must roll my soul down the center of the lane and destroy my enemy, thus destroying myself, but in destroying myself, finding peace.
- Madame Foster: Ed, stop being such a wimp!
- Eduardo: No! Too noisy! Too scary!
- Madame Foster: Oh, I'm sorry, Eddie. What I meant to say was... Stop being such a wimp!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [to crane machine] Please. I've given you what you want. Now help me get what I want. You wouldn't miss that old paddleball anyhow, and you would know it was going to a good home, with someone who would shelter it, love it, paddle it... So come on! Let's work together so that everyone can be happy!
- [Tries to get paddleball, but misses]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: This game is a dork!
- Bowling Paul: If I could rename this game, it'd be souling, not bowling, and I would be Souling Paul. And we would all be at the souling alley and roll our souls down the lane to the pins of life and see which way they fell.
- Mac: That was beautiful.
- Bowling Paul: I know.