The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer the Heretic (1992)

Hank Azaria: Moe Howard, Public Affairs Spokesman, Moe Szyslak, Garbage Boat Man, Apu, Chief Wiggum, Insurance Company Man

Quotes 

• Rev. Lovejoy : No Homer, God didn't burn your house down, but he was working in the hearts of your friends be they Christian, Jew, or... miscellaneous.

  Apu : Hindu. There are seven hundred million of us.

  Rev. Lovejoy : Aww, that's super.

• Homer : [phones work from Moe's bar]  Hello work. I won't be in tomorrow. Religious holiday. The holiday of...

  [sees a sign on the wall] 

  Homer : maximum occupancy.

  Moe Syzlack. : Pretty slick.

  Homer : You should join my religion Moe. It's great. No Heaven. No Hell.

  Moe Syzlack. : Sorry Homer.

  [lifts his hands which are covered in band-aids and bites] 

  Moe Syzlack. : I was born a snake-handler, and I'll die a snake-handler.