DJ: What's up? What's wrong?
DJ: Hey you know, if you wanna talk, I'm here.
DJ: All right.
April: [notices DJ jacket] Congratulations. Why didn't you tell me you pledged?
DJ: Maybe I wanted to surprise you.
April: As if I didn't already know. What?
DJ: I like your earrings. They're nice. They're new, right?
April: Yeah. You noticed them?
DJ: I notice everything about you.
April: Oh yeah?
April: So, what's my favorite color?
DJ: Well... You always wear green eye shadow. Your favorite ring has green in it. And I'm gonna bet your car is green. Right?
April: We should probably get started.
Theta Nu Theta Fraternity: We rep'n thetas, thetas, thetas. We rep'n thetas, thetas thetas. We rep'n ooo ooo ooo BOOM!
DJ: Gamma who? One word: Bitches.
Noel: [introducing himself] Pork chop! Extra *gravy*!
Rich Brown: Man, give me my damn hat.
Rich Brown: All right. There are only a select few things of mine that are absolutely off limits ai'ight; my toothbrush, my toothpaste, my shaving cream,and my condoms.Magnums, of course. You know about the gold packs? other than that playboy anything else of mine you're welcome to; Rich Brown?
Rich Brown: Nice to meet you sir