The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart vs. Australia (1995)
Harry Shearer: First Man at Arctic, El Preidente, Hitler, Prime Minister Andy, Averil Ward, Man with Spoon, Bartender, Judge, First Man Scared of Boomerang, Man Sweeping Store
Quotes
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Bart Simpson : I can't get a straight answer out of this crazy hemisphere.
[tries another number]
Hitler : [as his car-phone's ringing] Eine minuten, eine minuten!
[ringing stops]
Hitler : Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein... nuisance phone!
Man on Pennyfarthing : Buenos notches, mein fuehrer.
Hitler : Ja, ja.
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Bruno Dundridge : Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of parliament.
[yells out window]
Bruno Dundridge : Hey, Gus! I got something to report to you.
[Later, as Gus tends his swine]
Gus : That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way to the Prime Minister.
[they go down to a lake]
Gus : Hey! Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!
Prime Minister : [floating naked on an inner tube with a beer] Eh, mates! What's the good word?
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Translator : Please to repeat again and I will translating for the el presidente.
Translator : [slowly] Which way does the water turn in your toilet?
Translator : [in Spanish] He says the tide is turning!
El Presidente : [in Spanish] Ay, caramba! Then the rebels will soon take the capital. I must flee!
El Presidente : [dives out window]
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[the Prime Minister draws back his foot to "boot" Bart through the Embassy gate]
Prime Minister : This is for the Commonwealth of Australia!
[as he kicks out, Bart jumps out of range]
Bart : And this is for the United States of America!
[He drops his pants, showing "DON'T TREAD ON ME" written on his butt. He moons the enraged Australian crowd, humming "The Star Spangled Banner."]
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U.S. Ambassador : Good news, we've worked out a compromise that will allow both nations to save face.
Conover : We've argued them down to... a booting.
U.S. Ambassador : The Prime Minister just wants to kick Bart once, through the gate, with a regular shoe.
Conover : I believe it's a wing tip.
