Tia Hall: This is the most clothes they have worn in years!

Steve Finch: Who moves in the middle of the night, a meth lab?

Tia Hall: Honey, the girls are having a great time showing everybody the lights. I pray to God that's the only thing they're showing.

Mrs. Ryor: [receiving an eye exam from Dr. Finch] I don't need glasses!

Steve Finch: You need binoculars, but were settling for glasses.

Buddy Hall: I want my house to be seen from space!

Tia Hall: [about her daughters] I pray every day for the strength to not run them over with the truck.

Tia Hall: I used to do a bit of modeling, mainly for college classes... that's how I met Buddy.

Kelly Finch: Oh, was he a professor?

Tia Hall: No, he was the one they caught peeping in the windows.

Kelly Finch: What is your favorite Christmas memory?

Steve Finch: You know what it is.

Kelly Finch: Tell me.

Steve Finch: I was 7, my dad and I moved to Alabama... and Christmas morning we ate on the floor, ate French fries and drank chocolate milk.

Kelly Finch: That's what Christmas memories are made from, they're not planned, they're not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry, they just happen.