Will Arnett credited as playing...
Mailman
- Lambeau "Coach" Fields: Hey, fellas. Name's Lambeau Fields. Just thought I'd drop by and introduce myself.
- Barber: Oh, we know who you are. We know all about you, and your contract, and your plans for our team.
- Sheriff: We want you to know something, Coach.
- Sheriff: We think that's terrific!
- Salamander: We do!
- Cowboy: Really wonderful!
- Sheriff: But if you should play that first game... and lose...
- Mailman: Aw, heck, there's always another game after that.
- Sheriff: There's so many games in a season!
- Mailman: You play a lot!
- Cowboy: You can't let that discourage you!
- Lambeau "Coach" Fields: I can't tell you how relieved that makes me feel.
- Mailman: Well, good. But if you should lose that second game, we'll tie you to a tree and pour pig's blood all over your ass and let the coyotes have at you.
- Barber: Good luck on your first game tomorrow.