The Comebacks (2007)

Dax Shepard: Sheriff

Quotes 

• Lambeau "Coach" Fields : Hey, fellas. Name's Lambeau Fields. Just thought I'd drop by and introduce myself.

  Barber : Oh, we know who you are. We know all about you, and your contract, and your plans for our team.

  Sheriff : We want you to know something, Coach.

  Sheriff : We think that's terrific!

  Salamander : We do!

  Cowboy : Really wonderful!

  Sheriff : But if you should play that first game... and lose...

  Mailman : Aw, heck, there's always another game after that.

  Sheriff : There's so many games in a season!

  Mailman : You play a lot!

  Cowboy : You can't let that discourage you!

  Lambeau "Coach" Fields : I can't tell you how relieved that makes me feel.

  Mailman : Well, good. But if you should lose that second game, we'll tie you to a tree and pour pig's blood all over your ass and let the coyotes have at you.

  Barber : Good luck on your first game tomorrow.