k, this is potentially the funniest movie i have ever seen ( in a bad way) i only saw the last hour so ill comment on that. Actually there are SOO many things wrong with this movie that i will stick with the plot holes and acting K, the monster is actually terrible, the CGI quality of the monster is bad, plain and simple.
So a German ( or Joymans as one heavily accented soldier calls them ) is making super-soldiers to fight the allies, OK, thats a good start. But wait, there's more. First the group of soldiers asked to do this mission are prisoners ( not soldiers, prisoners. i don't know why) Then they get dropped into France IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, i think that the 3 stooges were behind this missions planning.
Then, they meet with the french resistance, and after the most cliché rallying ever, the monster bursts in and shoots the hell out of every one ( with his gun that shoots 1 shot every 30 sec) so about 15 people are emptying their guns at this thing, but nothing affects it, so they hide, BEHIND A MATTRES, yes people, the french have created the bullet proof mattress.
then as the guys try to escape, one stays behind ( all though it was not needed, they all could have escaped ) to say pick on someone your own size ( which i guess he thinks that that would prevent the much taller monster from hitting him ) then punches the monster ( which somehow hurts the monster, bullet proof but not punch proof) Then later, whats left of the squad goes to the evil castle ( clichés up the butt in this movie ) so they sneak in with the worst idea ever, ( i cant describe it to you, again, its like the 3 stooges planned this mission) But they are almost caught by Captain Kaiser and his wacky Joymans.
Then the coward soldier ( another clichè ) distracts the Nazis and runs off, and instead of sending around 10 men after him, about half of the 3rd Reich is sent after him. he gets shot in the a$$, and then says ( with no emotion ) i accept your surrender, now will the guy who shot me in the a$$ step forward. Then in what should be an emotional scene, is potentially the funniest ( and most overkill ) deaths ever. The whole group of Nazis empties all their bullets into the guy. ( there was about 60 Nazis, and about 32 bullets in each gun, so this guy is shot by about 1920 bullets) is is worth noting that when the Joymans shoot their guns there is not barrel flash, you see the guns and hear the shots, but it is clear that not bullets came out.
Then, a British bomber ( or sapper or whatever they were called) then blows up a radar dish with him laying ( shot several times ) about 3 feet away. But at the end he literally crawls out of the wreckage and runs off.
Also, earlier in the movie the squad ambushes a Joyman tank ( actually a soviet tank, but who notices those things) and this is literally one of the worst scene in the movie. the sniper goes to the 2nd floor balcony to snipe the tank commander, and the rest sneak up on the tank to steal it. But hear is where things go wrong.
1. the sniper sets up a whole 7 feet away from the tank commander, in fact he probably could have reached out and touched him on the head from where he was 2. the whole squad ( about7 men ) sneak up and follow the tank about 3 feet away, and have a conversation with each other, all the while the tank commander ( who is about 4 feet above them) doesn't hear them, or notice them following them 3. The Joymans sent a single tank to find a monster that eliminated an entire squad of soldiers And the best fault in the movie. The super soldier is not affected by bullets, he gets shot by a tank at point blank and walks it off. then he gets trapped in a bunker full of ammunitions that explodes, but he walks out of that without giving a second thought. But he gets his hand cut off by a knife and gets stuned by a punch
all around a movie worth buying if you wanna laugh at the cheap quality