Scary Movie V (2013)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Sheen

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Quotes 

• Charlie Sheen : Do me a favor. Promise me you won't drive.

  Lindsay Lohan : That's sweet. You're worried about me driving.

  Charlie Sheen : I'm worried about me. I'm a pedestrian.

• Lindsay Lohan : I'm going to blow you across the room!

  Charlie Sheen : Sounds awesome.

• Lindsay Lohan : I don't want to end up all over the Internet. I pride myself on keeping a low profile. My private life is private... wait, what are all these?

  Charlie Sheen : Oh, just some movies I rented.

  Lindsay Lohan : Me and Brandy, missionary?

  Charlie Sheen : A tale of two girls who become nuns.

  Lindsay Lohan : And what are all those?

  Charlie Sheen : Oh, it's just your standard home security setup, basic run of the mill.

  Lindsay Lohan : And why do you need security cameras pointing at your bed.

  Charlie Sheen : In case a burglar tries to steal my sex tapes.

• Charlie Sheen : Get out of here, Emilio.

• [from trailer] 

  Charlie Sheen : I've come back from worse than this.

• [first lines] 

  Lindsay Lohan : I just don't want to make one of these tapes if it's something you do with every girl.

  Charlie Sheen : Every girl? No, no. I am strictly a one-woman guy.

• Lindsay Lohan : Okay, what is that?

  Charlie Sheen : Just unraveling the old hose.

  Charlie Sheen : Save it for tomorrow, Raul!

  Raul - the Gardener : Si senor.