Fanny Cradock
Johnnie Cradock
Derek
Simon
Technician
Gas Fitter
Director
TV Executive
Floor Manager
TV Executive's Wife
Christopher
Nicky
Jane
Dan Farson
Julian
Master of Ceremonies
Alan Taylor
Mrs. Beeton Fan
Paul
Wendy
1970's Cameraman
TV Host
Gwen Troake
Nurse
Fanny Craddrock (archive footage)
Johnie Craddock (archive footage)
Gilbert Harding (uncredited)
Russian Princess (uncredited)
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)