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Strictly for fans of misleading titles and inept filmmaking
Beware of IMDb listings with extremely high ratings from users but low vote counts - today I voted on two execrable videos with fabulous scores. From Bunny Luv, an actress turned director whose only claim to fame is stealing the name (Celeste) of an all-time great performer, embarrasses herself and bored me to tears.
Video runs 2 hours, covering 11 segments, shot MOS in eye-straining soft focus and has nothing to do with souped-up cars, any sort of physical action (beyond static humping) or even much in a pun sense with the male "rod", as the lion's share of content is lesbian sex.
Summing up the shortcomings, star Jana Cova is beautiful and worth watching in features that permit her to act and create characters. Here she masturbates a lot and acts as voyeuse when not coupling with other players, mainly women. Jesse Jane is down a peg from her superstar role at Digital Playground, but is fine eye-candy anyhow. Her dumbest segment is sitting on the toilet when another DP regular Scott Nails comes in the bathroom and humps her up against the wall.
Not a close substitute for the title vehicle is a lovely red 1959 Cadillac convertible, which just sits there, as a prop backdrop for sex. Director Bunny does not even make imaginative use of this antique, and no sense of style even in the dreaded Music Video manner is developed, until the stupid excuse for porn filler ends with a rear shot of 3 nude girls twerking. Her idea of sexiness is to have the gals sucking on lollipops or popsicles, at one point used as an unhygienic dildo.
Video runs 2 hours, covering 11 segments, shot MOS in eye-straining soft focus and has nothing to do with souped-up cars, any sort of physical action (beyond static humping) or even much in a pun sense with the male "rod", as the lion's share of content is lesbian sex.
Summing up the shortcomings, star Jana Cova is beautiful and worth watching in features that permit her to act and create characters. Here she masturbates a lot and acts as voyeuse when not coupling with other players, mainly women. Jesse Jane is down a peg from her superstar role at Digital Playground, but is fine eye-candy anyhow. Her dumbest segment is sitting on the toilet when another DP regular Scott Nails comes in the bathroom and humps her up against the wall.
Not a close substitute for the title vehicle is a lovely red 1959 Cadillac convertible, which just sits there, as a prop backdrop for sex. Director Bunny does not even make imaginative use of this antique, and no sense of style even in the dreaded Music Video manner is developed, until the stupid excuse for porn filler ends with a rear shot of 3 nude girls twerking. Her idea of sexiness is to have the gals sucking on lollipops or popsicles, at one point used as an unhygienic dildo.
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- lor_
- Aug 22, 2016
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