- Hellboy: You're not a normal fox.
- Fox: And you are not a normal man.
- Hellboy: Really? What gave me away? Any idea why I'm here?
- Fox: Do I look like a philosopher?
- Hellboy: Nice.
- Fox: You carry the sword of storms, and it has tasted the blood of demons. That is all you need to know. For now.
- Hellboy: Sure, 'cause that's just so much to absorb all at once.
- Fox: [leaving] Don't cut yourself.
- Hellboy: [sarcastic] Gosh, Kate, I feel just awful dragging you away from rotting manuscripts and ancient texts. I mean, you used to research trolls!
- Professor Kate Corrigan: It's okay. Now I get to work with one.
- Thunder: Do you feel them? Our brothers are calling.
- Lightning: Then we should wake them and bring an end to this puny world of men.
- [a chunk of stone flies in and strikes Lightning]
- Hellboy: Think again, dumbass, 'cause now I'm pissed.
- Thunder: And you destroyed it. Hah. Stupid ugly monkey demon.
- Hellboy: Me ugly?
- Hellboy: Hey, kiddo. How you doing?
- Liz Sherman: Great. For a walking napalm strike...
- Abe Sapien: You saved our lives, Liz.
- Liz Sherman: I practically torched you. Not to mention a couple of dozen miyans. Sorry about the burns...
- Abe Sapien: Barely a sunburn.
- Hellboy: Come on, they were mummies. And they were trying to kill you. Trust me, there's no upside to cutting the undead ANY slack.
- Abe Sapien: You did what you had to do.
- Liz Sherman: I lost control, is what I did. If you hadn't stopped me, I probably would have melted the place, and probably the two of you. I can handle the little stuff fine, but when I try anything big... God, the Bureau should lock me up! I'm the real monster!
- [Hellboy and Abe begin laughing]
- Liz Sherman: Okay, okay, I get it.
- Hellboy: [wiping his eyes] No, no, you're the monster, all right. Me and Abe, we... I mean, you're lucky we let you be seen with us.
- Abe Sapien: [chuckling] It's true. You do cramp our style.
- Hellboy: The world needs what we can do. That makes us good guys. That's enough for me.
- [Liz only sits silently]
- Liz Sherman: Underwater- that giving-me-air thing- that was, um... I didn't know you could do that.
- Abe Sapien: I wasn't sure it would work, either, but I have burped excess air before, so I thought...
- Liz Sherman: Aah! I was breathing your burps? Ugh!
- Russell: [eyes closed] Based on the psychic wavelengths of this room, I'd have to say a massive disturbance occurred here not long ago.
- [Hellboy glances around the room, which looks like a tornado hit it]
- Hellboy: You're good! I mean, I've worked with psychics before but you... are something special.
- [aside to Kate]
- Hellboy: I hate psychics.
- Professor Kate Corrigan: I know, but we have to use them.