Jack / Jill
Al Pacino
Erin
Sofia
Gary
Felipe / Felipe's Grandma
Monica
Todd
Ted
Otto
Funbucket
Carter Simmons
Bitsy Simmons
Dallas
Scrapply Puppeteer
Regis Philbin
Xavier
Dan Patrick
Shaquille O'Neal
Drew Carey
John McEnroe
Christie Brinkey
Michael Irvin
Bill Romanowski
Jared Fogle
Billy Blanks
Sham-Wow Guy
Bruce Jenner (as Bruce Jenner)
Tracy
Little Girl on Ship
Carol
Monica's Boyfriend
Carol's Boyfriend
Tracy's Boyfriend
Coco's Waiter
Angry Moviegoer #1
Angry Moviegoer #2
Mort the Hot Dog Vendor
Al Pacino's Standby
Jose
Jose Jr.
Josephina (as Simrin Player)
Felipe's Brother (as Gerardo Beltran)
Soccer Player
Actress / Queen Elizabeth
Stage Manager
Theatergoer #1
Theatergoer #2
Spanish Valet (as Pepe Balderrama)
Italian Cruise Ship Director
Bathroom Attendant
Dunkin' Donuts Customer
Dunkin' Donuts Employee #1
Dunkin' Donuts Employee #2
The Price Is Right Announcer
The Price Is Right Showcase Girl (as Manuela Arbelaez)
The Price Is Right Showcase Girl
The Price Is Right Contestant
Fan
Lakers PA Announcer (voice)
Documentary Twin
Documentary Twin (as David Power)
Documentary Twin (as Larry Power)
Documentary Twin (as Erica Green)
Documentary Twin (as Tiera Madry)
Documentary Twin (as Robbn Jammer Steel)
Documentary Twin (as Ronn Slammer Steel)
Documentary Twin (as Nathan L. Burkart)
Documentary Twin (as Ronald Harris)
Teen Jack's Love Interest (uncredited)
Advertising Executive (uncredited)
Angry Theatre Patron #1 (uncredited)
Dunkin' Donuts' Dunkaccino Guy (uncredited)
Theatergoer (uncredited)
Fan (uncredited)
Dunkin' Donuts Employee (uncredited)
Sister Watching Double Dutch (uncredited)
Kobe Bryant (archive footage) (uncredited)
Cruise Waiter (uncredited)
Commercial Crew Member (uncredited)
The Price is Right Audience Member (uncredited)
Sexy Donut Girl (uncredited)
Johnny Depp (uncredited)
Cruise Passenger (uncredited)
Dancing Girl (uncredited)
Felipe's Niece (uncredited)
Xavier (uncredited)
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Dunkin Donuts Announcer (uncredited)
Nurse (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Juanita (uncredited)
Advertising Office Worker (uncredited)
Movie Goer (uncredited)
Balloon Girl (uncredited)
Theater Patron (uncredited)
Twin #2 (uncredited)
Twin #1 (uncredited)
Journalist (uncredited)
European Tourist (uncredited)
Male Nurse (uncredited)
Price Is Right Contestant (uncredited)
Cashier (uncredited)
Yvette (uncredited)
Murmerer (uncredited)
Theatregoer (uncredited)
Bodybuilder in Gym (uncredited)
Eduardo (uncredited)
Cruiseship Passenger (uncredited)
Jared Fogle's Date (uncredited)
Dunkin Donuts Employee (uncredited)
Soccer Player (uncredited)
Sistine Chapel Girl (uncredited)
The Price is Right Contestant (uncredited)