Jessica Simpson
Kanye West (as Kanye West)
Guru Pitka / Young Pitka / Teenage Pitka / Mike Myers
Deepak Chopra
Rob Blake
Jane Bullard
Jacques Grande
Darren Roanoke
Coach Punch Cherkov
Prudence Roanoke
Rajneesh
Dick Pants
Jay Kell
Trent Lueders
Guru Tugginmypudha
Guru Satchabigknoba
Lillian Roanoke
Cowboy Hat
Frat Guy
Dancer (as Liana Mendoza)
Sickly Nerd
Nerd (as Rob Cohen)
Female Reporter
Assistant Coach
Deepak Early 20's (as Autam Chopra aka Gotham Chopra)
Indian Man
Young Pitka
Young Deepak
Referee
Angry Fan
EMT
Cinnabon Cashier
Biker
Uncle Jack
Goal Post Judge
11-Year-Old Girl
Sanjay
DJ
Oprah Winfrey (voice)
Children's Church Choir
Group Dancer
Group Dancer (as Krystal Kiran Garib)
Singer (uncredited)
Flight Attendant (uncredited)
Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper (uncredited)
Airport Girl (uncredited)
Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey Fan (uncredited)
Hot Girl in Bar (uncredited)
Bar Thug (uncredited)
Hockey fan in yellow shirt (uncredited)
Toronto Hockey Fan (uncredited)
Persian Beauty (uncredited)
Self (uncredited)
Curious Bar Girl (uncredited)
Hockey Player (uncredited)
Drama Student (uncredited)
Val Kilmer (uncredited)
Chanting Follower (uncredited)
Bar fight bass player (uncredited)
Celine Dion (uncredited)
Group Singer (uncredited)
Groupie (uncredited)
Security Guard (uncredited)
LA Kings Trainer (uncredited)
Dancer (uncredited)
Roadie (uncredited)
Ashram guide (uncredited)
Extra (uncredited)
Party Goer (uncredited)