Sublime (2007 Video)

Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs: Mandingo

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• Mandingo : You ready for a little lesson? To be set free? For a dose of reality? First: the lesson. Do you know who I am? I told you my name, bitch. You forget that? I know you ain't forget that! Come on, you caucasian motherfucker! Say it while you still got a pair.

  George Grieves : [through his breathing tube]  Mandingo.

  Mandingo : That's right. That's my name. But do you know who I am?

  George Grieves : [stammers unintelligibly attempting to reply] 

  Mandingo : No, I mean in the metaphorical sense, motherfucker. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM?

  [leaps onto George's chest] 

  Mandingo : I am the weight on your chest. I'm your cauchemar - your pesadilla - your Alptraum - your incubo, yo. I'm the morbid oppression of the night. I am the fear behind your left titty. I am the dark un-fucking-known.

  Mandingo : I'm the father of cool, and the king of jazz, and the porch-sitting watermelon-sucking brother who fucks up neighborhoods and breeds gangsters, and makes your dick feel small. I am mud-hut-building spear-chucking darkest Africa. I am the king of Egypt; grandpappy of ALL the sand-niggas.

  [shouts some middle-eastern words] 

  Mandingo : The lord of 'they', 'them', and all them that be 'other'. I AM THE ARMY OF ISLAM!

  [weeping] 

  Mandingo : I'm the sickle-cell yardape that's been fucking with your dosage. The jungle-bunny that's been guarding your drip... drip... drip... DRIP.

  [menacing] 

  Mandingo : I am the medicine man. The spade digging your grave. The spook who goes bump in your night. I am the uppity field-nigger dancing in your end zone, and spiking your IV. I am Little Black Sambo. I am Lincoln's mistake.

  George Grieves : [flailing against his restraints, and gasping attempting to scream] 

  Mandingo : Oh, I just been fucking with you, my little bleached brother! But now, you gon' face your fear. You won't be afraid NO more. I'm gon' set you free. I'm doing you a favor - a 'solid', George. Now, ain't it better to know that all the fears that go 'pitter-patter' in your flaccid fish-white belly are real? That you ain't just another white liberal guilt-ridden mo'w'fucker worryin' 'bout shit he DON'T understand?

  Mandingo : [whispering]  The dark unknown's gon' cut you up! And when I'm done with you, you ain't gon' be a pussy NO MO!