- Frankie: [sings to Cheese to stop him from screaming] Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop / When the wind blows, the cradle will rock / When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall...
- Cheese: Fall? Aaaah!
- Frankie: Oh, geez! Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water / Jack fell down and broke his...
- Cheese: Broke? Aaaah!
- Eduardo: I got one. The itsy-bitsy spider...
- Cheese: Spiders? Aaaah!
- Frankie: Baa, Baa, black sheep, have you...
- Cheese: Sheep? Aaaah!
- Mac: Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake...
- Cheese: Cake? Aaaah!
- Coco: [to "Three Blind Mice"] Co-co-co, co-co-co...
- Cheese: Coco? Aaaah!
- Frankie: Quick, someone think of another song! Something that's not scary!
- Blooregard: I've got one.
- [Inhales and sings]
- Blooregard: Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts / Mutilated monkey meat...
- Frankie: Bloo!
- Mac: Wait, Frankie! Look!
- [Cheese is calming down]
- Blooregard: ...Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts floating in my ice-cream / And I don't got a spoon.
- Cheese: No spoon? Aaaah!
- Blooregard: This is fun!