. . . highlights General Electric's three-way advertising partnership with America's Beloved incoming President FDR (Franklin Delano Roosevelt), the GE Power Monopoly itself, and Warner Bros., whose ad campaign for its musical 42nd STREET riffed off FDR's swearing-in ceremony, proclaiming on billboards that its eye-popping musical was "Inaugurating a New Era in Entertainment." With White House Resident-Elect Rump's own fingers-crossed-beneath-a-Bible bit coming up just a few weeks from Today, what Commercial team-ups--besides such obvious tie-ins as Made-in-China Rump Ties, Mad Cow Diseased Rump Steaks, and Kegs of Rumpwater--spring to mind for this Blessed Event that might rival FDR's 1933 Triad of Hype? How about PURGE: ELECTION YEAR hooking up with Ex-Lax and topping it all off with a group shop picturing all the key Rumps Finding Relief while Haunched above Their Golden Thrones? With Fox's Fake News Channel coming up with new "Breaking News" jaw-busters by the minute, 2017 will be no time to Suffer the Heartbreak of Constipation. Why not preempt this with "Rumps' Aweigh!"?