Porn of the Dead (2006 Video) User Reviews (3)

Not sexy, not scary, not funny. What is this!?

[ZombieGeek · 4/10 · 30 October 2007]

Watching this film is like eating steak and custard. I like steak, I like custard, but when you put 'em together, eeewww. It ain't so tasty.

I'm taking the time to write these comments as this is for sure one of the oddest flicks I've seen, but in no way is it a lazy piece. From the opening credits, the production value is noticeable and clever processing effects actually make this look mainstream. It's not until we get into the hardcore molestation of zombie by human and visa versa that things (for me I stress) go awry and I began asking - 'who is this movie for?' If there is such a person, I'm not sure I'd like to meet them.

There's a nice atmospheric feel to the production with a particular grainy 16mm effect I liked. The actors are all clearly professionals and the lighting/direction/gore is all executed well (considering budget); but I couldn't help wishing that the two subjects had been handled in separate works by the same director. I reckon he could make a good looking budget zombie flick and certainly a quality bit of porn; but I guess perhaps I'm missing the point here.

I like my zombies, I love my porn, but (for me) never the twain should meet. Applaudible effort though.

P.S. My advice, don't put your ghoulies in a ghouls' mouth, it'll end in tears.

Pretty Good Horror/Porn Entry...

[EVOL666 · 8/10 · 20 October 2006]

PORN OF THE DEAD was actually a little stronger than I would have initially guessed. It appears the director and producers actually put some thought into the "look" of the film and didn't just throw together another z-grade porn film with some blood in it...

The film itself consists of a bunch of sex-n-blood charged vignettes that mainly focus on zombies f!cking people. Sometimes one-on-one, sometimes groups - doesn't matter - everyone (alive or dead) is getting boned in this one...

The sex scenes are strong filthy - lots of sloppy blowjobs and ATM action mixed in with the regular "in/out", and some of the make-up FX are quite decent. The first female zombie is genuinely nasty looking - until her make-up starts rubbing off. Most of the film is given a "grainy" look to duplicate the look of some of the old horror films, and I thought this was a smart touch as well. Worth a look if you dig sex and gore...8/10

Buddha's smiling

[sgoswami-1 · 12 October 2008]

Trying to make sense of this movie all along, like someone said it leaves a bad taste after watching it (someplace below!?). In a related thread, just read how Buddhist monks overcome lust in Tibet by visualizing mating couples as corpses(who said the ancients did not have grotesque porn). Especially young teenage novices(with tanks full of testosterone)are shown special drawings of copulation included with bones, flesh, blood and the inevitable decay of the human body. Some of the truly belligerent ones may be asked to meditate on dead bodies whenever lust creeps in!! Of course the idea is not to indulge in lust but to actually prevent it from being overwhelming. Thought this movie just did that at least personally.