Epic (2013)

Aziz Ansari: Mub

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• Mub : Fruit fly, huh?

  Grub : So uh, hat's it like, having such a short life cycle?

  Fruit Fly : It's great, mister. When I grow up, I'm gonna...

  [ages instantly; one of his legs falls off and he uses it like a cane] 

  Fruit Fly : ...wish I had done more with my life, sonny.

  [Keels over dead] 

• Mub : What's going on, baby girl?

  Mary Katherine : Talking snails.

  Mub : Actually, he's a snail. I'm a sluuuug. No shell over here, baby. It just slows me down.

• Mandrake : You just can't stop the rot.

  Mub : Ugly says what?

  Mandrake : What?

  Mub : Nothing.

  [he and Grub snicker] 

• Nod : Can't you go a little faster?

  Mub : It's kinda hard with you pulling on my brain!

• Grub : Do you know what this means? We single-handedly saved the entire forest!

  Mub : Eye five!

  [They slap eye stalks] 

  Mub : Down low...

  [Pulls away as Grub attempts to slap eyes with him] 

  Mub : ... too slow.