David Stanley does a pitiful job in the unfunny attempted comedy about helping a lesbian couple have a baby. One of his favorite topics, New Age attitudes, is lightly mocked while he indulges other fetishes.
Randy Spears, his favorite leading man, is miscast as star Jassie's too good to be true husband, who per the movie's title is enlisted to father the child for her lesbian friends Courtney Simpson and Alana Evans. The jokes and gags in Stanley's inferior script are silly, and his direction of most scenes inept.
For example, when homeopathic doctor Evan Stone is enlisted to provide the sperm after Spears fails to ejaculate on cue, he misses the test tube held in Courtney's mouth for collection. Despite this flub, when the tube is put into the refrigerator for safekeeping it is full. And then when Courtney accidentally knocks it off the fridge shelf and it falls to the floor as "spilt milk" nothing even spills out.
Before those bonehead mistakes we get to witness sweet Spears' only flaw: he constantly masturbates to porn, allowing Stanley to pad the movie mercilessly with two porn scenes shown on TV starring Faith and Michelle Maylene. Just to confuse us viewers who like to identify characters' names (left off the credits), our heroine Jassie is named Faith.
Truly awful in every respect. Even the in-jokes fall flat, as when Jassie explains some infidelity away to her husband by saying she's the box cover girl so must appear in 3 sex scenes.
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