Steven
Maria
Sam / Peeping Tommy
Danielle
Janet
Henry
Charlie
Macy
Sara
Schrader
Chip
Rhonda
Laurie
Mr. Kreeg
Emma
Billy (as Connor Levins)
Alex
Bud The Cameraman
Bud's Assistant (as T-Roy Kozuki)
Centaur Girl
Centaur Guy
Clerk (as Matt Anderson)
Lady Barbarian (as Tatianna Anderson)
Giant Baby
Little Pig #1
Little Pig #2
Little Pig #3
Matthew
Mother
Mrs. Henderson
Nathan
Teenager
Reporter
Vampire Kid
Allie
Young Kreeg / School Bus Driver
Conquistador (as Juancarlos Velis)
Party Girl #1
Party Girl #2
Party Girl #3
Spite The Dog
Buddha Head (uncredited)
Clown Girl (uncredited)