Austyn Moore is spotlighted in this first of a double dose of lousy comedy from Adam & Eve Pictures and pornographer Andre Madness. School hijinks were never duller.
The mix of slapstick, in-jokes, stupid comedy routines and lots of flop sweat is ridiculous, merely the template for the usual XXX scenes featuring Moore, busty Vicky Vette as her mom and superstar Katie Morgan as her BFF classmate.
Some of the lowlights include Steven St. Croix embarrassing himself with elements of an amateurish Bill Murray impression as the university president and Barrett Blade useless executing an unfunny fart joke in the sexual finale with Austyn.
Lousy acting by producer Steve Austin completes the sad package, one of those "they must have had fun on the set" junkers that does not translate to fun for the audience. And Moore as jail-bait is singularly unimpressive, a flop as contract girl for the label.
