21 November 2008 | kumquat69
A 0 out of 10 would be preferable...
It's better to not ask why I actually sat down to watch this. Chalk it up to boredom. Given the extreme scoring limitations, I will play IMDb's little game and go ahead & rate this movie a 1. This "film," if you can call it that, makes garbage like "Manos: The Hands of Fate" look like it should be considered for the American Film Institute's top 100 movies of all time. The people giving it more than a 1 were involved in making this waste of celluloid so don't believe a single word of praise they feel obligated to give it. They already got their money. The production values alone were far worse than videos posted on Youtube. Shaky camera in the beginning, horrid close ups, awkward angles, shoddy lighting, out of focus scenes, & what has to be images of downtown Orlando being projected onto the screen, possibly due to the director spending $200 on the beer kegs & then pocketing the other $199,800. The acting makes a children's play look like Shakespeare. If you are bored enough to watch a bad movie just to see how bad it is, skip this one. Watching it leaves you feeling like you need to take a shower in boiling hot bleach.