Made of Honor (2008)

Busy Philipps: Melissa

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Quotes 

• [discussing the Bridemaid's dresses] 

  Melissa : What's your dress size, Tom?

  Tom : I don't know. What's your jock size, Melissa?

• Melissa : Could someone please pass me the Splenda?

  [Tom offers her the sugar bowl] 

  Melissa : Could someone who is not a misogynist pass the Splenda?

  Melissa : [Stephanie takes the sugar bowl out of Tom's hand and passes it to Melissa]  Thank you, Stephanie.

• Melissa : Service me bitch!

• Stephanie : Okay, we only have nine days before we leave for Scotland, so, we have to act quickly.

  Melissa : Exactly. I've been a MOH six times so I'll organize everything that needs to be done. Even though I'm not officially the MOH here.

  Tom : What is a MOH?

  Melissa : M-O-H.

  Stephanie : Oh, maid of honor. That's you.

  Tom : Oh, that's clever. Yeah.

  Hannah : [on the phone]  No, it's going great. Very smoothly.

  [cuts back to Tom and the bridesmaids] 

  Stephanie : So, we've got the bridal shower, the bachelorette, dress fittings, the kilt...

  Melissa : I'll do the kilts.

  Stephanie : Okay. Oh, good. Uh, shopping for Hannah's trousseau. That's gonna be fun.

  Tom : Trousseau? What is a trousseau?

  Melissa : It's lingerie.

  Tom : Oh.

• Melissa : How do you expect to be a good MOH if you don't even know that?

  Tom : She's talking to me.

  Melissa : No, I didn't.

  Tom : You just did.

  Melissa : Oh, I'm sorry, Tom. Did I break a rule?

• Stephanie : How about we focus on the wedding part?

  Hilary : Good idea. Let's do that.

  Stephanie : Okay, I need dress sizes.

  Melissa : I'm a four.

  Stephanie : Hey.

  Hilary : Eight.

  Melissa : [spits out her drink]  I'm sorry.

  Stephanie : You know, Hilary, uh, do you think that maybe you'd just be more... comfortable in, like, a 12?

  Hilary : No, it'll be fine. I'm doing the Dr. Riverbed fast.

  [holds up a bottle] 

  Melissa : Oh, yeah.

  Tom : What is that?

  Hilary : Water, peach resin, apple pectin, shark extract and Lawry's seasoning salt.

  Tom : What about food?

  Hilary : Look, I am going to look amazing in that dress, I am going to meet a Scottish man and I'm gonna be happy.

  [to Stephanie] 

  Hilary : Write down an 8.

  Stephanie : Got it.

  Melissa : What's your dress size, maid of honor?

  Tom : I don't know. What's your jock size, Melissa?

  Stephanie : Okay, guys. That's enough. It's enough.