Young Adam Lipschitz
Bruce Daniels
Young Chris O'Connell
Juan
Marvin Fleischman (as Joseph Childs)
Soo Yun
Joan
Claude
Clayton O'Connell (as Conor Michael Dubin)
Michael
Jebel Nuyen
Jill Lipschitz (as Rachel G. Fox)
Melvin Fleischman
Alison Marks
Marge O'Connell
Dennis Lipschitz
Chuck O'Connell (as Hayes Macarthur)
Marci Marks
Eileen Daniels
Ramone
Adam Lipschitz
Angry Neighbor
Rebecca Ogin
Rabbi Schlomo Marx
Christian O'Connell
Dr. Sutton
Betsy O'Connell
Hannah Daniels
Buck O'Connell
Sala Khan
Lawrence
Helen O'Connell
Nurse Boo
Arlene Lipschitz
Nar Nuteng
Dr. Bill Ginsburg, Vaginaplasty Surgeon Extraordinaire (as the Incredible Chad Evans)
Smokey Joe (uncredited)
Malt (uncredited)
Bully (uncredited)
Young Alison Marx (uncredited)
Cinnamon (uncredited)
Cantor Bauer (uncredited)
DJ Noah Eisenberg (uncredited)
Trombone Player (uncredited)