Dick
Jane
Mom
Mick
Lisa
Father
Little Earl (as Justin Smith)
Michael
Dr. Dume
Pharmacist
News Reporter
Salesman
Mr. Starr (as Braxton Honeycutt)
Orderly
Dick's friend #3
Principal
Young Michael
Mr. Green
Customer
Mr. Cow
Dick's friend #2
Officer Cop
Car Buyer
Bubba
Professor
Dick's friend #5
Animals (voice)
Dick's Friend
Customer #1 (as Parker Webb)
Santa