Self - Host
Self - Host (as Jeff Davis)
Toupee Diplomat
Anthony Ripley Rothchild (as Michael A. Baker)
Master Corupulous
President's Secretary
France
The Disemboweler (as Tracy Bronson)
Vice President Charles Clendicott
Customer (voice)
President Carol Matthews (as Andy Goldblatt)
Cappy the Bartender
Waiter
Rich (voice)
Moro / Galahad Faulkner (voice)
Announcer
Judge Arnold Porkchop
Wit Zorgon
Self
Great Britan
Various
Jenny (voice)
Boyden Buffington III
Terry Wulhulherher
Jerry (voice)
Toro / Mr. Nanners / Customer (voice)
Johnny Rice
Walt Rice
Tiffany (voice)
Kevin Rice
Charles Rice / Various
Secretary of the Interior