Self - Host / Andy / Castaway / Glerk / Steve / Audience Andy / Aaron
Self - Host / Akiva / Castaway / Guy #1 / Daniel Merritt
Self - Host / Jorma / Ned the Castaway / Steve / Guy #2 / Brett
Fake Margi
George Washington
Melissa
The Cowboy
Various
Waitress
Background Talent
Themselves
Self
Self (as Chris Miller)
Shop Owner
Guy Reading Newspaper
Officer Dino Wong
Police Officer / Audience Member in Underwear / Chester