House Sitter (2006)

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9 September 2017 | lor_
Unconvincing, mediocre thriller from Brad & Jess
Evidenced by just a 3-day shoot (per the BTS short subject), "House Sitter" is not one of Brad Armstrong's targeted "blockbusters" but instead a lame Wicked Pictures vehicle for contract star Jessica Drake. JD is saddled with playing the role of a wimp, not what her fans expect and merely in service of a lousy Brad script.

It's anticlimax time immediately, as the feature opens with Brad humping Jasmine Byrne anally, with no set-up or build-up, just sex as fait accompli. JD arrives to watch his house for a few days and receive $1,000 payment, while Brad's away on business.

The usual sex antics at the mansion ensue to fill up the 133-minute running time with a series of extraneous XXX scenes. Randy Spears overplays as the nominal villain, who threatens Jessica in order to gain access to the mansion in a search for unspecified boodle, and she folds under his pressure as quickly as an 8-high poker hand.

The not-exciting conclusion to the story is poorly executed, and Brad resorts to lightning SPFX as his idea of thrills. The only fun to be had is sexual, as busty stripper Exotica scores as a Latino maid worth humping while buck-toothed Shy Love is sexy as a swinger of a neighbor. In passing I was impressed by Brandi Wilde as Drake's busty blonde best buddy.

End credits reveal the ultimate disappointment: the greatest of Softcore sex goddesses of a decade or so before Nikki Fritz (who retired and married Wicked's Jonathan Morgan) is credited for camera and editing of the BTS short, a complete waste of talent!

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Genres

Adult | Crime | Drama | Thriller

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Release Date:

2006

Language

English


Country of Origin

USA