Boyd Mitchler
Luann Mitchler
Nelson Mitchler
Hobo Santa
Shauna Weinke
Dave Weinke
Donna Mitchler
Virgil Mitchler
Douglas Mitchler
Vera Mitchler
Rance Weinke
Pam Weinke
Trooper Zblocki
Snow Globe Snowman (voice)
Farhad
Cale Weinke
Young Boyd (as JJ Jones)
Glen
Cowboy Dick
Cowboy Bob
Father Jugo
Mom at Santa's Village
Farhad's Mom
Farhad's Uncle
Farhad's Grandmother
Precision Driver (uncredited)