Gush (II) (2006)

Trust Axel Braun to make a mess of a simple (and most simple-minded) genre: the Squirting film. With Sin City's greatest star Hannah Harper in the spotlight, we have to wade through endless verbal drivel (nicely recited by Lisa Ann, of all people) to try and fool us into believing that some glands in the female vagina produce quarts of liquid for ladies to shoot out in facsimile Golden Showers.

I prefer to believe that Evian, Poland Spring or some such bottled concoction fed into those vaginas is the Source of this particular Nile, but Axel runs the myth into the ground like nobody's business. Fortunately when Lisa Ann AKA expert Dr. Silverman finally shuts her trap and stifles the gibberish she has sex with Hannah and then lets the former skeptic do a modest amount of squirting at the behest of threesome partners including Anthony Hardwood.

One recurring oddity in this video is that Braun has cast in every male role a possessor of a huge cock, like Steve Holmes and Chris Charming, latter performing his scene as if anesthetized. Super duper porn squirters Angela Stone and Cytherea (misspelled Cytheria) are in the cast but oddly outdone by the fountains of "squirt" emanating from others including Lexi Love and Sindy Lange.