...and he still is, now rechristened as Mr. Calvert. Yes, the in-joke, stressed in the BTS on this lousy Adam & Eve DVD, is that a former AVN editor and constant porno hack of many pseudonyms was married to Kylie Ireland when he directed this one. And I extend the insult since his moribund career was recently rekindled by producer Bree Mills when she hired Casey Calvert to direct hundreds of Adult Time vignettes, and Casey brought along this schmuck as her co-director, he being her husband following Kylie moving onward and upward.
On to "Snatch": we have A & E contract star Austyn Moore wrapping up her brief career by playing a cat burglar named Jonesy, narrating the nonaction of a movie devoid of continuity or credibility.
She hooks up with a bottom of the barrel actor/sex performer Mike Blaze, who nonsensically is written as a neighbor kid she encounters while stealing from the safe of a mansion. He is the boyfriend of the owners' daughter played by Julie Night.
Excuse for a number of mechanical sex scenes finally leads to a stupid subplot in which we get a satire of Scientology, here punningly called Placentology, as Austyn supposedly steals (off-screen) $6,300,000 worth of the cult's bearer bonds after an all-star (and incompetently directed) orgy kills off a reel or two.
Finale brings in Derrick Pierce (uncredited even though he has a complete sex scene with Austyn) as our heroine's former mentor. Coda where she visits Blaze in a prison compound makes no sense.
An insult to the tradition of Adam & Eve quality romances that preceded it, if "Snatch" seems to be intentionally bad, I believe that's true, as our auteur named Pryor/Cross/Logan clearly treats Adult Cinema with contempt, as does his alma mater AVN.
