Graham Kennedy
Colin Bednall
Nicky Whitta
Harry M. Miller
Bert Newton
Richard Croft
John Wesley
Norm Spencer
Geoff 'Corkie' Corke
Sir Frank Packer
Tim (as Beau Brady)
Nana Scott
Kathleen Whitta
Noeline Brown
Val Wesley
Graham's Mum
Clara
Rosemary Margan
Young Graham Kennedy
Young John Wesley
Len
Princess Panda
Alfie (as Tom Wright)
Ugly Dave Gray
Driver
Stage Hand 1 (as Steve McDowell)
Stage Hand 2 (as John Osborn)
Handsome Man
Michael Whitta
Gary Whitta
Reception Nurse
Floor Manager / AD
Batman
Executive 1
Executive 2
Executive 3
Executive 4
Executive 5
David
Blankety Blanks Member (as Michael Shephard)
Stage Manager
Studio Crew 1
Studio Crew 2
Radio Executive 1
Radio Executive 2 (as Eric McPhann)
Writer 1
Writer 2
Partygoer
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Packers lawyer (uncredited)