Noah's Arc: Jumping the Broom (2008)

Jensen Atwood: Wade

Quotes 

• Ricky : Between me and you, I've always wondered what all the fuss is about. What makes him so crazy about you?

  Wade : Well, between me and you, I've always wondered what the fuss was about you. How come nobody ever turns you down? Not even Arturo.

  Ricky : Yeah?

  Wade : Yeah.

  [they kiss] 

• Noah : So we release them, and then?

  Brandon : They fly away?

  Wade : This time of year, wouldn't they just freeze to death?

  Ricky : The perfect metaphor for the joys of marriage.

• Brandon : But what about the whole top-bottom thing? Isn't that kind of limiting? Kind of like a parody of heterosexual relationships?

  Wade : What do you mean?

  Brandon : Because, like I'm versatile, right? So, do you ever want Mr. Nicholson to fuck you?

  Wade : Who says he doesn't already?

• Wade : When I first saw you, it wasn't love at first sight. You were intriguing, fascinating, remarkable, but you were a man. When I first started to feel things for you, I didn't know what those things were, because you were a man. When I first told you I loved you, trembling inside, so full of fear that I could hardly breathe, I could see the hesitation in your eyes. I could feel your fear. And when... words are just words,

  [crumples up notes] 

  Wade : and talk is cheap. I asked you to marry me, because marriage is a deed. I asked you to marry me here in my family's home, to prove to you that I have no shame. To place our names together, in front of the whole world, so that the whole world can bend for us and for our love. And in front of your friends, who I will learn to love, because you love them, and because they love you. All this I did for you, and all this I'll do for us. I'll be courageous, forbearing. I'll be loving, I'll be kind, I will take all that trembles inside you, and place it safely in the palm of my hand. Forever.

• Brandon : Are you sure you're going to be okay, Mr. Robinson?

  Wade : Yeah, I'm okay. Sorry guys, I didn't think I had that much to drink.

  Eddie : It's not a real bachelor party unless someone blows chunks.

• Noah : I'm sorry.

  Wade : I'm sorry too. You know nothing happened, just a drunken kiss.

  Noah : Same with Baby Gat... minus the kiss.